character brawls

Xion suddenly arrives using the power of the plot device and an invisible hovercraft that she stole from some guy. Of course, being Xion she is completely clueless. So she sits on her hovercraft and eats pie. :D

Catherine smells the pie and calls out to what appears to be a floating Xion for a piece.
She wishes she was a magic character.

HARRY!!

'What? Oh yeah..I can apparate.. but it's difficult to fart midair...let alone apparate!'

'Maybe...that lady with a pie can help us?'

"Hey, Xion, can you here us?"

As daft as she is, engrossed in her pie, she is as unalert as Harry was with his broomstick up his...

"Harry, should we try talking to the pie?"

'Maybe, if you could afford the time... We're just 10 feet from getting our heads smacked into two, you know'.

"Shall we run, screaming an terror, or is your broomstick clean again?"

I must get over that broomstick thing...

SNATCH!

THE PIE IS MINE!!!!!

(Is it lemon?)

You can enjoy the pie, if you must, however I'm a little preoccupied with all of the water.

Lemon? I wanted a big, juicy beef pie.

Bloop!!!


We all fall in water and drown deep deep down. To make thing worse, we are surrounded by giant squids.

"Can you swim?"

Before Harry could answer, a sharp toothed shark advances towards them.

Xion, who was unfortunate to be in the middle of this situation, was the owner of the pie. And only she knew that it was not lemon nor beef, but in fact was BLUEBERRY PIE... and it had explosive powers. But back to the situation at hand. Xion now had a slight idea of what was going on and dove into the water to try and save her idiotic friends. But she ended up running back out at the sight of a shark, for sharks have always been her mortal enemy. So she decided to go buy a Key lime pie like (kingoflombards) suggested.

sorry, I forgot your character...:confused5: