King of the hill

Hyacinth's hill

I offer HG a bottle of lovely mermaid voice I found floating near shore. Of course, like all evil hagglers I ask for that which she holds most dear.

My hill

Psycheinaboat's Hill
After enchanting the local prince with my lovely mermaid song, I commandeer his militia and lead them in a charge to take back that which is mine -
Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinth's hill

I wait for your militia to depart, leaving you unguarded, so that I can attack with my army of gnomes. I traded with their queen precious treasure and goods collected while sailing the world in my boat. I have been promoted from a simple evil haggler to slave trader extraordinaire.

You see my hordes of little people coming for you, teeth bared, pointy sticks in hand, blood on their minds, and run for the hills (other hills, not MY hill).

It has been snowing again for a while, so I order my gnomes to use shoe boxes to make thousands of snow bricks and build an impregnable wall at the base of MY hill with a snow fort at the top.

My hill

Psyche's hill

my piglets come armed with iceballs, and as psyche's fortifications cannot stand against my iceballs, which are custom made with my magic potion. Psyche escapes to safety, while my piglets make a ring of magic flowers all around the top of the hill, each dosed with my magic potion.

My hill

Piglet's Hill
Hyacinth sends in the ministry of magic, intimating that there has been some illicit use of dark arts in order to protect the hill. The MOM officials take Piglet, her little piglets, and the magic flowers into custody . . .
Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinth's Hill!

I tell her that I am not being able to find any poem of Wordsworth. She jumps up and gets busy to Google Wordsworth while I slips away with my hill!

My very own hill! Pensive's Hill!

Pensive's Hill

I return from my Wordsworth search, bearing glad tidings of his work being posted on LitNet. Pensive is very happy, but informs me that now she wants Coleridge, and I inform her she will have to journey to the Lake District for that. Pensive immediately sets off for Lake Wandemere. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

Hyacinth's hill
I pelt her with copies of "Ulysses" until she vacates the hill. Sorry, Hyacinth, desperate times call for desperate measures.

My hill....

Kathy's Hill
Hyacinth, after recovering from the Ulysses attack by rereading the entire Faerie Queene, calls upon Kathy and informs her that there are dozens of new Hyacinth posts in the games. Kathy immediately sets off to one up Hyacinth. . .
MY HILL

Hyacinth has the hill.

I ask her to bring food for my bird and because she love the bird, she goes out to bring food for it while I sneaks away with my very own hill!

My Hill!

Pensive has the hill.
I kindly inform Pensive that her mailbox is full of last minute questions for the Crier interview with Logos. . . she immediately sallies forth to collect them . .
Hyacinth's hill

Hyacinth has the hill!

But then Hyacinth thinks that she has not yet asked Logos any questions so darts to PM them to me while I, who is looking for anyway to get the hill runs away with the hill!

My VERY OWN HILL!

Pensive's Hill,

Hyacinth, having taken care of business, returns with Mellicent, who casts a spell on Pensive. The next time she pricks her thumb, Pensive will abandon the hill. As poor Pensive is unaware of the new spell, she pricks her thumb in order to summon the next poster on the prediction thread. . . .

My Hill, oh yes, Hyacinth's hill!

Hyacinth's hill

Hey Hyacinth, wanna go out for lunch, my treat? Yes? Good, get the heck off my hill first then. Ok, what are you in the mood for?

The hill is my own little hill again. There, there, good hill.

Kathy has the hill!

I can't believe you go for a moment and kathy takes your hill!! shish!!!
I look at kathy then i send her back to her room!
After she goes i look to see all is the same.. and i plant myself at the top of the hill..
But only for the next hour cause then i have to go take care of my loundry and then to watch the world cup game ok!

My hill..