I would hold its hands and say, there will be another battery!
Why are laws made to be broken?
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I would hold its hands and say, there will be another battery!
Why are laws made to be broken?
Because they are easier to break than throwing stones in a glass house.
Why do we change character after we have had to much to drink?
Because when we consume spirits, spirits consume us, and we take on their evil characters.
What's the difference between a meow and a yeow?
The first one has fur and the second one would most likely be dead.
What's the difference between men and women?
Men control the TV remote. Women control the men.
Do dentures feel like real teeth? :D
Only when you put them in a glass of water beside your bed.
Are there Martians on Mars?
No we're not martians on Mars !! We are earthians on earth
why a hen can't fly ???
Because Nature clipped its wings.
Why are books made out of paper?
Because wood, was too hard to turn.
Why is it cold in Winter?
coz its not in summer ..
why ppl like soccer that much ?
Because after someone kick's a goal, they get to watch the soccer players kiss and cuddle.
Why are we born?
Because Chuck Norris said so.
Do oranges taste orange?
Yes, because Chuck Norris said they would... (What to do... I like chucki)
Am I a real person, or wax?
You must be having a terrible identity crisis. You're a DNA based wax sculpture.
Why is beer foamy?
So it can leave a moustache on you, in case you are a woman and want to look like a man, for a while.
Why does the moon shine at night and the sun at day?
They're phobic of each other.
Why do the stars only shine at night?
Because it takes them all day to wake up.
Why dogs bark?
Because they can't moo.
Why do cats shed all over the place?
Because they want to leave there mark.
Why do birds fly?
Because it takes too long to walk.
Why don't rocks fly?
Because they are lazy. This is why they just sit there!
Why can't I see you?
Because I'm on a different continent . . .? Or I'm invisible.
Why can I see you?
Because I'm special
Why does the world turn?
Because Chuck Norris never stops walking.
What happens if you can't see Chuck?
I would have heart failure.
Why is Chuck so perfect in every way?
How's that a stupid question? ;)
Why are Chuck Norris jokes so funny?
Because no one else is perfect enough to joke about:rolleyes:
How can we stop the Global Warming?
Stop playing politics.
What are politics?
I think it's a kind of sweet... If you don't like it, then you can spit it out.
What are people made of?
Paper bags and chewing gum.
What is fire made of?
A couple of sticks and a couple of rocks.
What time is it, when its the afternoon?
Not 12 pm.
Why is a broken clock right twice a day?
Because times stands still.
What is a church?
The clock likes to be right twice a day ;)
Would you like to be invisible forever?
To be invisible is to be seen and not heard... Or is that heard... Ar... I'M SO CONFUSED!
Why is the world round?
coz round is a shape and the world has to be of some shape... otherwise we would call it shapeless!
why do we have 10 fingers and 10 toes?
Because we only have two feet and two hands... If we had three feet and three hands, it would be 15 feet and 15 toes.
Why are people different?
so we can tell each other apart when we look in the mirror
How do you fertilize a couch potato?
You turn it into mash
How do you feed a newborn baby?
with tender loving care
What's the best route to the North Pole?