...is a fight to the oasis!
Rumple's stilted kin, in hoary rumpled pin, are on the shelf, off the shelf, and coming...
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...is a fight to the oasis!
Rumple's stilted kin, in hoary rumpled pin, are on the shelf, off the shelf, and coming...
... towards the other shelf.
Horses were ...
once used for riding around and ploughing the fields, but nowadays, horses are everywhere, and all they do is horse around.
The mission has recently...
...been extended to the mother of AimusSage.
Until high tide be laid low,
...there shall ever be beer - for this we rejoice.
Before removing her brain, I first checked to ensure that ...
She wasn't a blonde that dyed her hair, No need to open up an empty skull.
I didn't even think that was...
[...Scher would have no need for it. :lol: :D]
...remotely possible!! :eek: Had Aimus and Eva taken yoga??
Captain Jack Sparrow and Mickey Mouse...
...are at each other's throats again, Mister Magoo!
I tried to tile the tick-tack's toler, but they...
told me to tottle off tramp!
It's so hard to soar like an eagle who one is so surrounded by...
jello.
Cell phones are a gift from God because...
... they are useful.
Whenever, wherever, you will have to wonder ...
about the ability of guinea pigs to be so loud.
Today is the day the...
world is waiting for.
Rise up and...
do something daring, something that costs for a friend.
The trouble with tap beer is that you always..................
... have to bear his shrieks.
Working all the ...
...way to work is a way to make a living.
Sleeping in until the sky collapses in is...
not going to stop it from happening anyway, so sleep on!
Whose woods these are, I think I know. His house...
is hidden within the trees below.
How much wood could a woodchuck...
carry home to make a blazing fire.
I kept pushing the cart but....
It was so filled with heavy ingredients that it didnt want to m0ve...
I went into the house and saw......
...but I bumped into the sharp end of the saw :goof:.
Metal shrapnel...
...will not cork the wine.
Robin Hood would chuck a wood chuck if Chuck would...
...rob a wooden hood.
Nail clippers and calculators...
are darn hard to use at the same time!
In the old song "Skip to My Lou" do you get the feeling they spelled...
"Lou" wrong, meaning to spell it "Loo", but the author was in such a hurry to "skip to the loo" that when he jotted down the words he spelled it wrong and as such it was immortalized.
At two minutes past witching hour, I...
I was bewilderingly bewitched by a bothersome auld bedame bedecked in babbules!
Confused by the directions given, I wound up in Montana because...
the highway department neglected to post detour directions!
My comic strip is
the best selling one on Mars, the earth and the milky way.
It is a pity really that for all his wealth he still...............
...picks his nose.
When the fairies come by, we'll .....
...fire our cannon.
High blood pressure...
you will fire your cannon at my beloved faeries M'Lord. (weeps uncontrollably.) Can I not just send them back, please.
:bawling:
High blood pressure comes to those with dark hearts. :nod:
A kiss, a Celtic song of majik and love and then comes the sure.........
...Romance, the best loved Tale, the grand moment in Legendaire.
Increase thee thy bywords, or fare thee a part...
... of those words.
This thought does not make any sense, does it? If then ...
it were completed to make sense then its puroppse would be null and void and that in it self would be nonsensical.
Poridge the food of
the desperate.
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town...
naked.
You look...
like a spectre, a dark dream induced by too much sugar.
Whirling Dervishes rarely fall from dizziness and that is because.........
they are a type of scone and thus legless anyway.
A Pun, a pun my....
...hon the Hun hath spun on one won by one that won.
If at first you see the shadow of a longer day...
rememeber that the day is past and gone...
The weed of crime bears...