If I were a ______, what would you be?

an old bookshelf in the library containing it.

If I were a fool what would you be? :p

A teacher.

If I were a connection, what would you be?

the current running in the connecting wire.

If I were a saint what would you be?

A liar to recognize it?

If I tell a lie, what would you tell me?

I would say I believe you :D

If I were Luna Lovegood, what would you be?

Hermione Granger. :lol:

If I were a dragon named Saphira, what would you be?

ERAGON!!! heck yeah!! haha

If I were Taylor Swift who would you be?

Taylor Swift's worst song :p

If I were melody what would you be?

Second seat violin.

If I were a coffee mug, what would you be?

Caffeine.

If I were a lost lost dollar/pound/euro note what would you be?

The one to seal it.

If I were a song of yore what would you be?

A melodious flute. :) To accompany you.

If I were a can of Kiwi Strawberry juice, what would you be?

Kiwi Strawberry Juice! :D

If I were a tear, what would you be?

..the clown with the tears.

If I were in plane ticket to anywhere, where would you go?

Cayman Islands?

If I were a failing jester what would you be?