Another creative game

While she was plotting her nefarious schemes, Shalot was hunted down and executed by the KGB, for crimes unknown... Long live the people!

But out of nowhere!!!! Che slew the lot of those dirty KGB along with Weepingforloman in revenge of Shalot.

For the record, I had nothing to do with the KGB slaying. But Mortis dies of fright after being haunted by the ghost of Stalin. The capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes... (Incidentally, I'm not Communist, communist, or socialist)

Haha, lucky for Mortis she had Ju-Ju beans on her and managed to live...and pah-leeze! Stalin, scary pssh! So she decided to use her mighty Ju-Ju beans and put Weeping into his grave by poison! Mortis is anarchy after all.;)

Hey, Stalin is spooky. He killed 12 million people.

You forget that I'm already dead (see posts 795, 811).

With careful aim, Mortis is taken out at over three hundred yards... by a slingshot. Only concussed, Mortis is taken to the hospital... where the dang Russkies hold sway. I think you can fill in the rest.

Woes of Loman

He shed his tears for those he had slain,
Waiting on his own appointment with The Reaper.
But the tears that he shed he shed them all in vain,
God forgives they say, but one’s heart is a silent keeper.
Behind the bars that enclosed him he counted down
The hours and minutes that lasted as though centuries.
Waiting for the call for him to walk the corridor to a silent room,
Where a chair awaited charged with electricity.
“Do you have a final statement, one last thing to say?”
He raise his tearful face and slowly shook his head.
As if from an enormous distance he hear the old priest pray.
Then the fearsome jolts took him and he was dead.
Loman, did your soul find that “Stairway to Heaven”?
Or did it fall the other way, with the rest of the unforgiving…

Pendragon
© 7/3/07

Like a World War II-era Icarus, Pendragon had been working on his prototype for a rocket-pack that would propel him through the sky with greater speed and efficiency than any other form of travel known to man. He had almost perfected it as of his first bench test.

Almost. All that was left, tragically, was a few scraps of metal and a small crater.

One day, as Robbo was busy robbing the "rich" (he had recently expanded into middle class, as fewer and fewer rich men remained in Nottingham), the Sherriff snuck up behind him and beat him repeatedly with a night stick. Yet another tragic case of police brutality, and yet another Briton legend falls.

weep was standing near Niagara falls writing this, when a sudden, mysterious flood appeared out of nothing and drowned him :)

Death Comes For Ryu

Song rang through the prison camp this dawn—
And it wasn’t a Bohemian Rhapsody—
“I’m in fear for my life from the long arm of the law—
“Momma I hear them a comin’ for me.”
Dressed all in black with her hair dyed white—
She sat there proud in that crude little cell.
The guard said “It’s time.” She nodded. “All right.”
“Any last words before we send you to hell?”
She stood there proud, and she scorned them with her eyes,
“I stood up for the things in which I believe.
“I’m about to show you all how a true hero can die,
“Because you’ll have to kill me to make me bow my knees!”
The machine-guns fired like thunder from God’s very throne:
And the Angels came and took another Ninja Warrior home…

Pendragon
© 7/5/07

Wow: nobody has ever killed me so beautifully. Anything else I'd write would be as good as that poem. So.....Pendragon was killed and taken to heaven by the angels since his poetry was too good for this world :)

Bakiryu was ironically killed by various anime characters. I'm not very creative, okay? Back off.

The anime characters after turning on Bakiryu attacked Loman and ate him. Bakiryu, in the ghostly plane laughed.

Ate me? How dare they: I'm not heart-healthy!

Bakiryu's ghost plane spun in.

(the ghostly plane is the place were ghosts are: it can't spin!) Loman was hit by an angry ghost mob after he wrote the words above. :)