I see man a trying to retrieve his garbage can out of a ditch.
Who do you suppose threw the garbage can in the ditch to begin with (it is a very deep ditch!)??
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I see man a trying to retrieve his garbage can out of a ditch.
Who do you suppose threw the garbage can in the ditch to begin with (it is a very deep ditch!)??
Nobody thrrew it in the ditch. The ditch was just out taking a walk on day and the garbage can fell in.
Why is this clicker thing over here called a mouse?
It is called a mouse because the gentleman who invented the contraption could not spell Muscardinus avellanarius; he also had no teeth, ergo the mere pronunciation of such a thing was mind boggling.
How much chocolate is actually in those bars they call CHOCOLATE BARS?
Enough to pass regulations...
Why is anything that really tastes good bad for you? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/witch.gif
because historically, what was good was rare, but an abundance of it is not good.
Why must the personality be so annoying?
because if it was not we would all be the same......and in a world where we are all the same...that, I think, is annoying...
Why must we feel hunger?
We feel hunger as an abstract pain that really comes from the brain not intaking enough poetry within a defined length of time. If this goes on too long, the brain dries up and we inevitably take on the characteristics of Paris Hilton.... **OMG am I snide**
Anyhoo.... next question -- Why does the piano have strings?
so that we could all strum along at the campfire....
why is it dark at night?
Because the sun needs to rest and sleep too.
Where do eagles dare to go?
It is dark at night because the cloak of Loki envelopes the entire sky as he is out on his usual quest of mischief...
What mysteries surround the Bermuda Triangle?
it is one of the greatest mysteries why the eagles are drawn to the bermuda triangle...is the waters that heal, or the waters that strengthen...or is it b/c the people who mysteriously dissappear into the triangle only to be rescued by the eagle who dares to challenge the wizard with a wand underneath the deep waters....just what exactly is it?
Guinea Pigs! A great war ravages the realm :)Quote:
Originally Posted by littlewing53
What's up with the F key?
The F key is the secret musical note that when played by three instruments at once (namely, the flute, violin, & tuba) can reverse the damages caused by the opening of Pandora's Box...
And because my post and PrinceAndrei's got posted together and his question lost, I shall hereby repeat it:
Where do eagles dare to go?
other places
why is the sea wet?
The sea is wet because the second moon that once adorned our skies at night melted, and the melted remains are what we call seas.
Why are zebras striped?