If I were a ______, what would you be?

I'd be a shiny espresso machine on the counter.

If I were a sunny day, what would you be?

I'd be a nudist.

If I were kazoo what would you be?

Harmonica!

If I were an artist, what would you be?

Staccato

If I were Dom Perignon, what would you be?

Ice cold Corona.

If I were Arizona, what would you be?

Colorado. :p

If I were a wicked witch what would you be?

A yellow crescent moon in the background.

If I were a half drank cup of coffee, what would you be?

the sugar that settles in the most bottom.

If I were a living corpse what would you be?

I would be a vampire.

If I were a penguin, what would you be?

A bow tie for your tuxedo.

If I were a bill, what would you be?

Jill.

If I were a heartless grit what would you be?

Cold sand.

If I were a lowly servant, what/who would you be?

A warm cup of soup at the end of a long day.

If I were a single rain drop in a clear sky, what would you be?

Paranoid that a bird flew over, then pleased that one didn't.

If I were a playing card, what would you be?

A chess piece.

If I were a rare only-once-printed book, what would you be?