poor me!
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poor me!
smartgirl, alas, was too smart for own good and after reading the dictionary in czech, bulgarian and transilvanian her brain grew too big for her head and BOOM! exploded!
i don't think that would happen, I'm a blonde! lol
what smartgirl! Aren't you going to write my death?! Suffer my wrath, my ninjas shall KILL YOU!!!
gO ninjas!!!!: http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...adisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...adisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...adisappear.gif
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oh, I suppose.
seeing, as Bakiryu was too busy gathering ninjas to kill me, she failed to recognize that one of her own ninjas had betrayed her. He snuck inside inside her room, and killed her!
And then one of Bakiryu's ninjas killed smartgirl's ninja.
Bakiryu's ninja then went after apples of gold. Apples of gold tried to fight the ninja, but the ninja anilated her.
Suddenly dear Morty and her anarchist monkeys obliviated the lot of them!:p
Mortis, while trying to set up her computer for voice command, repeated "Mortis" so offten that she accidentially called up The Grim Reaper, who, angry at being disturbed by a mere human, took his scythe and Mortis' head... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/creaper.jpg... Well, that's Anarchy for you...
Pen was assaulted by the ignorant masses, jealous of the poet's advanced knowledge of Latin... The remains took several days to collect.
And it came to pass, after everyone had been resurrected (see post 795), God and weeping and all the rest of us were sitting around in heaven playing our harps, when weeping, who is really quite a funny guy, told one of his jokes. Then we all died laughing, except Nietzsche who apparently has no sense of humor whatsoever, and proceeded to expound his pithy sayings, becoming god by default.
To escape the horror of Nietzsche's rhetoric, I hurl myself down to earth... only to land in a Barnes and Noble. Tragically, I die... but manage to give Also Sprach Zarathustra one last thumbs down for the benefit of the customers.
Since loman is dead already and the whole point of this thread is to describe the death of the PAM, a powerful sourcerss is conjured to bring loman back to life just so that he can die again.
So the powerful sourceress brings loman to life and a bunch of non-believers beat him to death with his own Bible. Talk about using the Word of God for bad purposes....
a fire work hit shalot and exploded, blowing her into a tree which killed her
the silent x got together with a bunch of friends and they all decided that it would be a good idea to launch bottle rockets...out of the silent x's butt. needless to say, the bottle rocket did not launch as planned because silent x got a little nervous and the thing exploded causing damage to his internal organs. He was too embarrassed to go to the emergency room so he walked very carefully to his bedroom and then he died