You're not, it's all just a bad dream, now calm down.
What do parrot's copy people?
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You're not, it's all just a bad dream, now calm down.
What do parrot's copy people?
Because they enjoyed Hofstander's Godel, Escher, Bach.
Why isn't the Pulitzer Prize made out of choclate?
Because chocolate is not for has beans
Did Ogden hear the gnashing?
No because you were deaf.
Why don't turkeys talk?
Because they're cooked.
How do we know when left is right, but right is wrong?
Because I told you so.
What is the bird?
The bird is chased by my cats. and the feathers bought into my house as a present. :rage:
Why is it dark in here?
That's because the Sun God lost in a game of chess.
We can flap our arms, so why can't we fly?
We can only fly on earth, the sky is not our realm.
While mothers whisper soft, why don't we see that they must go?
Because I stole a cookie.
Who eats cheese and crackers?
The man on the moon
Who slipped on a banana peel?
The dancing banana, after it's peeled :banana:
Why is the dog barking up the wrong tree?
Because it is drunk and sees two instead of one.
Who comes first?
That's right, Who's on first, what's on second and I don't know who's on third.
Why am I on litnet at 4.30am?
It's ok, it's only afternoon here.
As I'm driving, how do I apply eye makeup while making hair-pin turns?
using the windshield wipers, of course.
how why that is because?
Whatever.
Will I be on time if I sit on the clock?
Never! Never ever, ever, ever, EVER!
What is a why?
a who that didn't know what :p
why am i not a platypus?
Because I told you to!
Why doesn't 'word' and 'person' rhyme?
Because 'word' beat up on 'person', so now they don't talk anymore.
Why am I so happy?
Because you are on the litnet forum.
Can you say something stupid?
Something stupid.
Can you fly with pigs?
Only when pigs fly.
Why are pigs fat?
Silly, birds don't fly!
Can I eat the spider??????
yes, eat the spider before Gozilla eats you.
Is 6 legs faster than 2?
Depends on how you count.
Can I have the cookie?
If you were the cookie jar, then yes.
if I split my hair, do I get twice as much hair?
Only if you were bald.
If I danced the tango on the beach - would I sink into the sand?
Can you dance the tango on the head of a pin? If so, quite possibly.
If we are all made up of atoms anyway, why don't parts of ourselves collect and connect to others' lips in the act of kissing?
Maybe they do and maybe you just can't see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
Are we really made up of atoms?
Not everyone, only those they considered to be bombshells.
do I refill my glass when it's half full or wait till it's half empty?
First check if it is actually a glass.
Who lays the cartons the eggs come in?
The Carton Hen.
What entices a gambler to gamble?
Those people act oddly, so they gamble knowing the odds are on their side.
What are eyebrows for?
For bobbing up and down, when in company of a beautiful woman.
Why do we need to breathe?
That's how you smoke pot.
Did the screw screw up the screwdriver, or the screwdriver screw up the screw?
Is this another one of those "What came first? The chicken or the egg" thing. I think it was the screw... or screwdriver... no screw... ar er...I"M SO CONFUSED.
Why are we asking pointless questions?
well then, we'll just write pointless sentences.
How many hours are in an hourglass?
As many as I can push in.
How many days are there - in one year week?