I am one of those rare individuals that does NOT like chocolate.
(I can hear all of the girls on this site shrieking in horror)
So I'll go with cookies since I can eat around the chips.
Why can't I catch any fish today?
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I am one of those rare individuals that does NOT like chocolate.
(I can hear all of the girls on this site shrieking in horror)
So I'll go with cookies since I can eat around the chips.
Why can't I catch any fish today?
Because you are on the computer!!!
( And yes, I shriek in horror at your not liking Chocolate!)
Why can't I fly?
only because you said you can't...
why does the wind blow?
because it can only whistle.
How big is too big?
why is mother female?
cuz daddy can't get preggers...but yet there was that movie with arnold...scary thought...whose yr daddy takes on a whole new meaning...
why is an avocado green?
Because it isn't Brown......
Why is rain wet?
if it wasn't than it'd be....the sun (! i tried my best!)
why don't boy have periods? its not fair!
because you ladies make us suffer enough when you menstruate.
(you think menstruation is bad.....just wait for menopause!)
When is dinner going to be ready?
when your done cooking it.
why can't i remember things?
(i had a good question but i forgot it)
because your mom taught you that remembering is bad for the soul.
How do you dry a wet t-shirt?
Using the flash bulb on your camera repeatedly.
(BAD BOY, BIB ..... this is a family site!)
How did your t-shirt get wet in the first place?
Ah ....... i like to wash things. It is fun.
Why do people marry?
it's all about the ring..yeah baby....seriously, i like to think it has to do with a lasting love, commitment, children...and the biggie...through the fire, till death do us part...tho today, i don't know very many married couples who stick it out for very long...
why is there pain in childbirth?
Because it prepares you for what is to come....teenagers!!!!
Why don't people live forever if they want to???