Why would you think all questions have answers????
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Why would you think all questions have answers????
Don't they usually?
Usually what?
No, Willow, don't you realize What is on second? ;)
Dont you know im a bit slow?... what is on seconed?
Do you know I am a whaco sometimes? The old baseball routine was who' s on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third, and of course you realize this was meant to be confusing and silly?
[Goes a bit like this: I need to know the player's names.
OK. Who' s on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.
That's what I'm trying to find out. Now who's on first?
Of course.
I mean the man's name.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Look, what's the guy on first called?
No, What is on second.
I didn't ask who's on second!
But who is on first!
I DON'T KNOW!
He's on third.
Look, if you pay the first baseman, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it.
Who does?
Sure, he's earned it.
Who has?
Yes.
Who picks up the check, wise guy?
Certainly. Sometimes his wife does.
Who's wife?
Yes. Lovely woman.
I wanna what the guy on first base--
What is on second, now.
I didn't mention second. Who is on second?
No, Who is on first.
I DON'T KNOW
Third base!]
Pen - I've thought about this skit amny times while on this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Who else thought of it to?
Isn't such confusion the norm around here?
Who's confused?
Who's Confucious?
Isnt that some Chinese guy?
are you sure he was chinese?
Which is The Way to find out?
don't you have the answer?
Isn't the question more important?
why do always say things like that?
Doesn't it make me sound like a philosopher?
Which philosopher?
Does a person need to have specifics in mind?
What if the specifics were critical to the meaning?
What if being critical wasn't important to meaning?
What if the meaning wasn't critical?
What was the question again?
Who's Confucious? Shouldn't we call in forensics?
do we really need to?
What do we need?
Would a jumping guinea pig be needed?
do you have any spare ones?
If I was in need of one, could you hook it up?
why would you want to hook up a guina pig?
What if I was in need of an electrical conductor?
Who wants to hook up with a guinea pig?
isn't it getting way to much kinky here?
What do you expect at a "funny farm"?
Why aren't people at a funny farm funny?
Should they be?
Isn't the adjective of "funny farm" funny?
But does that definition of "funny" mean "humorous"?
If not humorous, then what?
Why not "odd"?