Pliggley, because it hasn't been invented yet.
Where did my stupid keys go?
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Pliggley, because it hasn't been invented yet.
Where did my stupid keys go?
I have no idea... :idea: let's think together of the places a stupid key would go to!
I feel like someone is watching me everywhere I go... am I targeted? will I die soon?
Really. No. Everyone does.
Why is reality TV so contrived?
so it seems more spontaneous.
what is impossible?
Impossible is nothing...
why am I wearing my headphone without listening to anything..
because they don't breed with cookies!
why don't you breathe underwater?
because I am a silly human being.
What is the meaning of life?
to eat.
why do i have two hands?
because one hand is not enough.
Where would you like to retire?
In a grave.
What's the difference between a frisbee and a boomerang?
Dogs hate Boomerangs, because they never get the chance to catch them.
Why don't they Domesticate the Fox, I know id like stroke one like I would a cat.
because foxes tend to want chickens for dinner.
why do you sneeze?
because i smell something fishy..
why are my eye bags dark?
because Pappu scored 25 in maths. *answered this question in a mad frenzy after being hypnotized by an alien:alien:*
If there were 25 carrots hanging from a tree, and Pintoo ate 5 cabbages out of them, how many apples are left? *goes barmy*
no...an orange is left!
where does the sky live?
In my closet, of course.
What do waves eat?
coastlines.
what are holes made of?
cracks of course!!!
why do you crack when you laugh?
because my mouth makes a big hole...
why do i feel like peeing?
because you want to write your name in the snow
and why is snow so... flaky?
it's snot!
why are graves in rows?
Because they're marching in line!
Why is the sun mad at me?
because you have no daughters
if right is not a matter of perspective, then why isn't left always wrong?
Because you're a Republican.
Why isn't light dark?
Because the sun's out
Where do you draw the line?
Whereever the ground is smooth enough to do so.
Why does it hurt when I put firecrackers inside my nostrils and light them?
Because nostrils were made for blowing, not lighting.
Why am I writing on this thread?
Because you started writing on this thread, and what you start online you must never finish.
Why do we sleep so much of our time?
Because our eyes are slower than our brains.
Why is life so unkind?
Because if it were kinder, we would not value happy times in our life.
Is 'James and the Giant Peach' based on real events?
I should hope so. He is my hero.
Is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory based on real events?
Yes. I'm very overweight now from gorging myself on Wonka bars, and they gave this skinny poor kid the trip.
Where does sleep live?
In a bed.
Why do horse sleep standing up?
So they don't roll in their own **** in the stables.
Why do people wear black?
Because they are colour blind.
Why are some people colour blind?
Because their eyes lack pigmentation.
Why do noses get longer as one ages?
Because the brain forgets what part of the body should keep growing.
Why are people so clever?
Why do you ask?
How can I become a bestsellers' writer?
Pick something controversial....like a politician's death or some old forgotten myth and put lots of se* in it. But don't dare to write anything thought provoking. :p
Why are mobiles named so?
Because they are a floaty way of communication.
Why am I so flustered today?