the PAm has extra sharp cameras in my bathroom as she is able to see that.......double shame on you!
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the PAm has extra sharp cameras in my bathroom as she is able to see that.......double shame on you!
The PAM is on the CIA's list of highly suspect people, hence the need for my extra-sharp camera. Watch out for the men in navy blue, PAM!
mmm....men in navy blue unifrom> honey, why would i run away from them. they sound absolutely delightful. lol/ :-)
The PAM is a really really old women who eats the blood of young virgins every full moon to stay yong and sexy.
Actually, PAM, I am a really old woman who BATHES in the blood of young virgins, mixed with milk from angora goats, once every full moon to stay young and INCREDIBLY sexy! :lol:
The PAM has a fetish for people in uniform. . .any uniform. . . including park attendants, crossing guards, and meter maids. =-)
The PAM is dirty......:D
PAM is squeaky-clean...where's the fun in that?
the PAM bathes in tomato-juice!
PAM started a cool new thread, and then left the poor llama haikuless. :p
i was waiting for someone else to post! oh well. you're right, i cannot abandon the llama. *sniff*
the PAM is locationalless! perhaps she is NOT OF THIS EARTH? 0_o
The PAM is cruel to llamas, alpacas, and the occasional ring-tailed lemur
The PAM loses her petals on blustery days. ;)
PAM decided to not put the correct number of candles on her birthday cake. She sneaked five candles off.
did not! :p the PAM is still much much much older than I. ha. ;)
The PAM should know 'Old is Gold' :D
the PAM should know "Young is Platinum"
hey, it rhymes if you don't think about it . . . :p
After reading the post of the PAM I had a stroke from the effort of NOT thinking about her platinum rhyme. Ow, my head! Oh yes, and the PAM is really lacking in the handbag department. So nyah. :p
the PAM's favorite beverage is murky flower-vase water.
The PAM enjoys a "fabulous" shrunken head stew served over eyeball dumplings. :sick: :p
The PAM is so slow, she ages backwards. :D
the PAM reads nothing but Gossip Girl books!
The PAM regular dines on bitten off fingernails
The PAM shoots BB's at the old ladies that walk by her front porch on their way to church.
PAM walks too slow on her way to church.
The PAM is the gargoyle that sits atop the cathedral on dark nights watching...
The PAM belongs to a gang. ;)
The PAM is applying for membership in said gang...
Yay!! I get to become a gangsta :lol:
I love the excitement (the police chasing a gang, sound of sirens) :D
The PAM has applied for the post of Godfather of the gang. :) The gang is doomed now, for Pen being such good natured, I doubt if they ever will be able to commit a crime.
but the PAM will bring the pack back to their former bloodthirsty ways as soon as she becomes involved!! :p with one notable exception: now they will all have to write poems to their victims! :D
The PAM really enjoys eating something that makes her tongue green and then sticking her tongue out at innocent people.
The PAM learned to cook from Hannibal Lecter, to judge from the picture of the dish she was serving up at the caffine hovel... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/nahrung/e015.gif
the PAM makes an annoying sound that's a tuneless half hum, half whistle on long car trips.
PAM vomits in the stew she cooks for flavor. Nice chunky stew. :D
oh, I'd love to make Chunky the pug into a stew.
PAM's favorite dish is Chunky Stew ala Riesa.
PAM reminds of the girl from that movie Audition.
hmm. haven't seen it.
PAM's tricksey, and won't tell what he's got in his pocketses.
the PAM calls passing bulldogs "my prrecious . . . " :p
The PAM falls off tall objects hoping to be caught by Prince Charming, unfortunaltey only blad old teethless men who eat like a horse and fart like cows catch her. *whistles*. She calls them 'myyyyy prrecious'!
:-)
The PAM lies. She is really from the most unfashionable planet in the whole galaxy....Pluto. ;)
Ah, now I get to insult the PAM, finally I got a chance :banana:
The PAM thinks she is a girly geek, :rolleyes: when she cant even hold a knife without fainting :D
Now the PAM may take another turn at insulting me. ;) :P
The PAM has never been able to master the ever so difficult concept of shoe tying. I feel for you PAM, I really do. :D
Hi Madhuri, how are you today? :wave: