Continuing on (as if nothing had happened)
Chocolate bunnies are better when slathered in...
...mayonaisse and hot treacle and sprinkled with freshly cut fenugreek.
Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, I will not...
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Continuing on (as if nothing had happened)
Chocolate bunnies are better when slathered in...
...mayonaisse and hot treacle and sprinkled with freshly cut fenugreek.
Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, I will not...
have anything to do with any members of the canine family. Nay, hang 'em! Hang 'em all!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch...
a nuclear bomb to drop on the dasterdly.
In the end the Amazon Queen
...decided that cross-dressing wasn't really for him and changed his name to the Amazon Leatherboy.
I have nothing against them - some of my best friends are ...
Frisbees.
Whenever I wear something white, I inevitably spill....
...tomato juice in sharp streaks.
Is it time to .....
flee the hordes of cannabalistic bananas poised to take over our world? (beleive me, people, they only LOOK innocent. : D )
My God! it's a . . .
one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater!
What is so rare as a day in June without...
baseball, hot-dogs, apple-pie and chevrolet?
One can learn a lot by watching, except...
air, for one cannot see it.
The art of eating cocoa powder
...is sadly neglected nowadays, due to the lack of cocoa-powder spoons on sale in hardware shops.
I know what I'll have on my sandwiches, ...
Stuff i don't like!
If I press Square cyrcle cyrcle it would....
delete the superfluos 'r'
Rubbing it briskly...
will start the auto destruct! please don't.(meant for wilow's but sorta works for yours, if I don't think about it too much. :D ) Chinaski, is that really you?
For Sale: One Pug, aged two, really quite delightful, except for his bad habit of....
Biting my ***...
As time prograsses it seems to me that.....
the grass really does need to be cut.
Why is there a strange cat on my...
pijamas? ha! does some one please explain!
Ehm.. well... what i was going to say is ....
... censored due to explicit sexual connotations and references to sado-masochistic practices.
Can you move a little to the left, there's a...
wild orangutan who's trying to get the marshmallows outta my pocket.
The five little kittens, who lost their...
heh - yeah. I came on and just wanted to bum around for a while, without being 'recognised' by anyone. I like my old name and avatar though!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
...minds on some crrrrrazy Cat Nip, man.
Jumping to the...
puddle of puke won't help no one!
Noob-Smoke are some cool......
words to place in my google search box.
Give a hoot, don't...
...shoot me.
Elven children merrily prance around...
In the garden of the old Troll, completely ruining his carefully tended flower beds, and still people wonder why trolls don't like elves?
Jar-Jar is just a...
...great target.
Obi-Wan is...
a a great jedi who made one big mistake: letting Jar-Jar life.
If only Jar-Jar had been a...
...container in which to house lightening bugs.
He preposterously built a makeshift...
skyscraper out of dragonfly wings, 'twas a beautiful sight, but didn't keep out the bugs, and fell floating to the earth with the first spring gust.
Hey yon a ho yon a hey ...
...nonny no,
I've got a ribbon and I've tied it in a bow,
Would you like to see it? I'll charge you half a crown,
'Cause I'm the meanest S.O.B. you'll find in this here town.
Pluck the last petal from the dying rose and ...
and use it as compost for another.
If Little Richard had lived in ancient greece....
...vertically ascend a 300 story skyscraper that is painted bright yellow with red polka dots and royal blue stripes topped with a Nightshade tinted green ferris wheel with 180 gondolas moving at 66 miles per hour.
Why don't you ask a creative question because...
if you don't how will i ever give you my answer to the meaning of life.
I thought deeply about the meaning of face cream and all I could see was.......
seeds due to the cucumber slices over my eyes!
I thought about you last night when the wind howled like a...
Goat, and I was reminded of you're sub standard facial features.
It has come to my attention that god has recently..........
become so disrespected as to now be spelled with a small "g".
Did you ever notice that people who do not belive in something often swear by the...
powers that be?
Worship this world of watercolor mood...
...While wearing a wonderful and woolly snood
And when you wake from wearisome brood
Wait a while before wolfing your food.
The very best thing about having no sense of proportion, is...
...thinking the world revolves around you.
And so, as the count is reclined, the declining numbers do...
...nothing to help the African Aids epidemic.
My boss is about to walk into a pole, I should...