Pam

The PAM is inordinately fond of turnips and assorted other vegetables used to torment innocent children

Edit: Too Slow: The PAM is half-plant

The PAM edits wantonly.

The PAM has a red nose

the PAM knows little about vegetable-inspired torment . . it's the asparagus that are the fun bit. the PAM does, however, know an inordinate amount about llamas.

I do not know why the pam isn't using her brain, it looks brand new to me.

Whereas I know why the PAM isn't using his brain... ;)
It's all over the hill! :D

It still beats having a turnip for a brain, like the PAM.

At least my turnip is intact :p

Sure it is, I especially like the fungi growing on it. It is obviously well past the conservation date. :p

But not past the best before date! :p

The PAM finally realized I am to good to be insulted. She however is still a pretentious hillologist without any clear understanding of the hill science. :D

I wouldn't exactly say 'too good to be insulted' but who am I to trash your dreams :p

At least my dreams are about something, yours are like trash itself. :p
The PAM always dreams of trash! HA! Take that! :lol:

The PAM likes to trash other people's dreams ;) (see how evil you are? :p)