Mr. Anchovie
If you could wear anyone's pants, whose pants would they be?
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Mr. Anchovie
If you could wear anyone's pants, whose pants would they be?
Mr Anchovie is a peculiar first name.
I don't know, maybe Robbin Hood's pants. I was going to say a bullfighter's pants, but that seems kind of showy. Or maybe Benjamin Franklin was right. Maybe a man ought to wear his own pants.
Would you suck the poison from a stranger's snake bite?
Depends. Where is the snake bite, are there other people around, is it a deadly poison or will it just make the stranger sick for a while? For the sake of the game and because it makes me seem like a better person I'll say yes.
How many times a week do you go grocery shopping?
Zilch. Unless making a beer-run counts - in which case - 7.
How many times a week do you eat out at a restaurant? I mean a real restaurant with tables and tablecloths and a wait staff and stuff, not just a place where some dude named Vinnie serves you a greasy slice on paper plate over the counter, which you then consume on the sidewalk out front. Well, okay, Vinnie's place counts too.
Probably 7. I like to leave work at lunch time.
What is the last book that totally blew your mind?
"Sky on Fire" by Mário de Sá Carneiro. Out of this world. The book, the stories and the genious of Mário de Sá Carneiro.
Threw out your life, what was the politician for who you had more faith and confidence?
I suppose New Zealand's ex prime minister, Helen Clarke.
What is your favorite plant ?
I really like Jade plants but Daisies are just happy and its hard to not pick my Madagascar palm because I've had him forever. Its hard to choose. I'll go with the Jade Plant.
If you discovered a brand new species of plant what would you name it?
(Hi Silas!!! It's good to see you)
Kush Organica
Would you live in a high rise building?
Sure, why not.
If you could be doing anything at this moment, what would it be?
Exploring a new city.
Who was the last persone you talked to on the phone?
I didn't talk to Persone, but my aunt who is over from England.
What is the strangest place you have woken up in?
I have woken up on a suburban front lawn.
Which character in which play is most "you"?
Thats a toughie. It's not a play but probably Stephanie Plum.
What is your favorite place to go on vacation?
Inside my own head.
If somebody gave you the opportunity to be Meg Ryan, would you take it?
No. Who wants to be rich and famous.
What is the best/most favorite concert you have seen?
Trouble is, I haven't been to that many. I saw UFO at Portsmouth guildhall (I think it was Portsmouth) in 1980, and they blew the fuses in the middle of the gig. Good concert though, when they got going again. Then there was Art Garfunkle at the Pavilions, which was fun, but too short. Steeleye Span were fairly disappointing at elephant folk in 82. I think I'll have to go with The Birmingham Royal Ballet and Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet. I did enjoy that.
What is the worst film you have ever seen?
The Evil Dead.... gads that sucked...
If you were forced to give a speech on any topic that you are familiar with, what would your speech be about?
Figurations of Ubuntu in the Transitional and Post-Apartheid Novels of JM Coetzee and Zakes Mda.
If you had to choose the method of your own execution, how would you want to go?
Hi, Hawkman, always nice to see you drop by.
Sleeping pill overdose on my last day of natural life.
Which TV show would you most like to own a complete collection of?
Kung Fu (yeah, an oldie), starring David Carradine.
Of all the DECEASED musicians (Patsy Cline, Mozart, Pavarotti, Kurt Cobain, etc.), which one would you like to have dinner with, if you could?
What-Ho, Calidore. Thanks, good to hear from you too.
Well, now, I'd quite like the original Star Trek series, but I think I'd rather have The Prisoner.
Of whom would you like to believe you are the reincarnation?
Oooops! Took too long... Lol.
Any one of them, as, being dead, they wouldn't eat much and I could have double portions! Lol. Now, about he reincarnation thing...
Why, Jean Harlow, of course! :biggrin5:
In the history of the famous/infamous trials, what trial would you have liked to be part of the gallery?
Either Charles 1st or Ann Bolynn.
What law would you most like to break?
Speeding
Who is your favorite author?
Terry Pratchett.
What is your all time favourite book, so far, of course?
A Canticle for Leibowitz.
Cats or dogs?
Dogs
How do you handle those annoying telephone solicitors?
I read my poetry at them until they give me their bank details.
Where do you bury your murder victims?
In your backyard.
Where is your mind right now?
In a Chopin Nocturne.
Do you like the sound of rain on the rooftop when you sleep?
I like to fall asleep listening to the rain on he roof and Windows, but when I'm asleep, I can't hear it.
Do you dream of being rescued by a knight in shining armour?
Definitely not. The country is too hot. It´s the knight in shining armour that would have to be rescued.
Do you like singing on the top of your voice?
No, it drowns out the rest of the choir.
Given the opportunity to live in any country other than your own where would you live ?
Narnia
Which super hero do you loathe the most and long to duff up?
Well, if that nasty Sponge Bob Square Pants is a super hero (which I don't know, cuz I don't watch it... but have HEARD it on tv and went mental...). Anyhow, I would take that idiot out to the woodshed and do a number on his back let me tell ya....
Do you enjoy cooking?
Yes, but only when I have a cute blond willing to eat from my hand.
What dish would would lead to your downfall?
Chateaubriand Pour Deux
Have you ever done a "no show" for a date?