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Stoned: I am sorry can you repeat the question? I had to step out a moment and go to 711 and buy a bunch of snack food and then dude I had this totally ingenious idea and like totally forgot what I was doing here. Hey have you seen my cat? I think she is talking to me again.
Hippy
Hippy: Person who is still stuck in the carefree days of the sixties, tie-dyed shirts, bell bottom pants, long hair, pot smoking i.e. Willie Nelson
Non-Conformist:
Non-Conformist Similar to a No-can-do-ist, but with a bit more integrity
Jack Of All Trades
Jack-of-All-Trades: the Queen of Hearts love child by the Jack of Clubs.
And just for the record, Pompey drinks less than a Baptist.
Rumor mongering:
Rumor mongering: The one business that exists in every town regardless of size, where the workers are all volunteers who have the requirements of a big mouth and bigger ears.
Bald Face Lie:
Bald-faced lie: a clean shaven shaggy dog story.
Fanaticism
Fanaticism: Just far enough from mainstream to look stupid, but not stupid enough to be taken seriously
Old School:
Old School: The place I used to go to high school
Lobotomy
Lobotomy: Culling the wolf population.
Predator
Predator: 1) One of a species of animals that barbarically eats other species. 2) Those dreadlock aliens with Wolverine claws
Make Believe:
Make Believe: a land long suffering under the tyrannical despotism of King Friday XIII.
Folly
Folly: A piece of inspired, extravagant, architectural foolishness like Neuschwanstein or the Taj Mahal.
Exit strategy:
Exit strategy: a promise broken more often than a condom.
Teetotaler
Teetotaler: One who drinks only when alone and nobody can see, then carps about drinking in public
Religious:
Religious: having the characteristics of a wall of vanity and self-righteousness that an individual places between himself (or herself) and God.
Slapstick
Slapstick: What my dad used when didn’t want to take off his belt.
Incense:
Incense: 1) Perfumed sticks we used to burn back in High School to cover the smell of Marijuana. Our favorite was coconut. 2) To make angry, such as our Trade School Bus driver when the bus was full of coconut and Marijuana smoke.
High School:
Incense: How IRS-haters pay their taxes.
Swoosh
High School: A time when one realizes the use value of the opposite sex.
Swoosh: What happens to a basketball when someone else is throwing it at the net.
Use Value:
Use Value: The utility of a commodity, as opposed to its exchange value, or the price it fetches in the market. These two values often have the most extremely inverse of relationships, for example the comparative usefulness and price of bread and diamonds.
Diamond
Diamond: A chunk of carbon that has a Master's Degree in Shiny Glamor...
Racial:
Racial: pertaining to Nascar.
Agog
Agog: A mythical giant
Astounded:
Astounded: A single stound in the past tense
Sublime
Sublime: Green citric splendor.
Perfidious
Perfidious: Making no effort to disguise deceit, openly treacherous, fanatically faithless, a no good nasty
Obsequious:
Obsequious: a team player.
Opaque
Opaque: Not exactly see through, a vague impression blurred out of focus
Magician:
Magician: 1) One skilled in transforming deceit into entertainment for the purposes of profit; 2) A tall hat with a charlatan growing beneath it; 3) One who nurtures superstition
Philanthropist:
Very nice, RWG. Welcome to the games. :)
Philanthropist: An anthropologist looking a tax deduction.
Calico
Thank you, PB :}
Calico: 1) a breed of feline with an indecisive coat
Manifesto:
Manifesto: The politician or revolutionary's playbill.
Advertisement
Advertisement: 1) A ubiquitous and insidious method of convincing consumers that they are inadequate as a result of not parting with their hard earned money to purchase items they neither need nor desire; 2) corporate sponsored, state approved brainwashing
Success:
Success: 1)The ability to convince at least one person that you are a genius 2) Your neighbor's life as compared to yours
Binge:
Binge: What happens on the third day of a strictly followed low-calorie diet.
Diatribe
Diatribe: remote Amazonian group that just won't shut up.
Polemic
Polemic: An epidemic of disagreeable proportions
Fashion:
Paying money to be sure you look like everyone else; um, I mean YOUR BEST!
Asteroid
Asteroid: Chunk of rock hanging out with a billion others lost somewhere between Mars and Jupiter
Glory:
Death is a manner that someone living finds useful.
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