If you were a...

Olive Oil's Popeye's gal, but better that than Kevin Bacon who's a complete ham


Wholemeal or Fibre Enriched for a picnic?

Wholemeal.

Margarine/butter on bread or without?

With! Nummy!

butter or jam(jelly) on toast?

I don't like either but... Jam I s'pose.

If you were a floatation device, which type would you be?

The floats of a floatplane.

If you were a floatplane, where would you like to land?

Hopefully in the water :D Bwahaha.
Hopefully in a swimming pool close to home so I'm not at risk of floting away.

If you were a road sign, what would you say?

CAUTION!!! (oh, I think I veered the thread to this or that...whoopsie. thanks for getting it back on topic Heathcliff!)

If you were a plastic bottle, what would your wrapper say?

Water - now contains 5% water
:D

If you were a big fancy pants orchestral player, what instrument would you play?

Clarinet. Or maybe violin....

If you were a balloon, what color would you be?

I'm tossing up between purple and orange... Orange.

If you were a confectionary item, who would eat you?

someone who would savor eat bite of me. haha. sounds funny!

If you were a key ring, how many keys would you have on you, and what would they be used for?

No keys, that would be mundane, but I'd insist on a spectacular fob.

If you were a voice command recognition system, what would you like to say, if you could?

Energize

You?

Shut up, stupid.

If you were an ion, what would your charge be?

positive...most likely.

If you were an element of the four, what would you be?

water - I've been the other three (all at once!


If you could go to any other planet in the solar system - which?

I'll stay on Earth, thank you very much xD

If you were a musical instrument, what kind would you be?

Something loud and cutting like an electric guitar

If you were a residential building what type?

Section 8, so I'd be full of life.

If you were a novel, who would have written you?

Ursula K. LeGuin

If you were a bird, what kind would you be?

Dove.

If you were a key on a keyboard, what key would you be?

the b flat that lies two octaves up from middle c ^-^

If you could choose one song to represent your personality, what would it be?

Ehhh... I realy don't know.

I you were a hair length, how long/short would you be?

A little longer than shoulder length.

If you were a color, what would you be?

blue. Sometimes serene, sometimes sad. and Very complicated.

If you were an article of warm clothing, what would you decide to be? (i.e:scarf, jacket, earmuffs,etc.)

A cloak.

If you were a language, which one would you be?

Ohhh...Japanese(only cuz I want to learn it.)

If you were a hand, what would you be skilled at?

Calligraphy.

If you were a tree, what kind would you be?

Weeping Willow. They have always been my favorite.

If you were a computer, what would you primarily be used for?

@beautiful: my response to yours: I'd be used for powering down! :lol:

ulmus americana -- tall, up-reaching, a little droopy, endangered, vulnerable, noble, and a bit of an anachronism

If you were an a food item in YOUR refrigerator at the present moment, which would you be?

the fried crickets in the side: crisp, unique, and shocking, depending on who you are ^-^

A bottle of apple juice cocktail.

If you were writing anything righty now, what would you be writing?

A tragic haiku.

If you were a body of water, what kind would you be?

A lake. Not as small as a pond, but not as big as the sea.

If you were a continent, what continent, would you be?

An entire continent? Asia ^-^

If you were a weapon, what type would you be?

Ah. A sword, cuz they rarely get used now.

If you were a hat, what sort would you be?

A cowboy hat. yesh ^-^

If you were a planet, which one would you be?

Pluto

If you were the earth, would you stay in the sun's orbit?

yes, if I left, life would be lost.

If you were an anime character, which one would you be?

@Sionn -- they all look the same to me. ;) :lol:

@ beautiful -- Um, yeah.

If you were an egg, would you hatch a chick or contribute to the production of a tasty breakfast?