Knowledge is power.
Why does fire burn?
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Knowledge is power.
Why does fire burn?
Because the dragon's breath is so hot...burning hot
Who is the King of England?
The Queen's husband
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it is around the 4th of July.
Talking about "in" as prefix for a negative meaning, what negative meaning it gives to the word "intruder"?
It means,"Its not true, duh "
Why do cats purr
They have little maracas in their throats (it's ok, they don't hurt) that start to shake when the cat is content.
:D
Why do some people tap their foot when they're impatient?
'Im' (as in imperfect) must mean NOT...so Impatient, must mean...NOT patient.... If you're not a patient, that must mean that you're healthy. If you're healthy, it's a toe tapping happy time.
Why do people park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
because car drivers are (like Mary) quite contrary
If con means "against". (as in pros and cons) do content people hate camping
Because they're too tense to bring two tents.
Why is red not blue?
because blue was already taken.
Why does it snow?
Because you live on Earth. On Venus it doesn't snow.
Have you ever seen a space ship from another planet?
Of course. In fact I've been on one. I'm an extra terrestrial (shh it's a secret!)
Why does the tooth fairy leave you money for your old teeth?
Because she likes the way they smell.
How does the tooth fairy know that it's not okay to take your grandmother's dentures away in the night? If she comes in and takes teeth from underneath a child's pillow, what stops her from getting all those glistening teeth in that cup of water by the sink?
She has a deathly fear of cups and is allergic to sinks, which give her a frightful post-nasal drip.
Have you ever heard a spelling bee buzz?
Oh Yeah, I have...I was in a spelling bee once, but it buzzed so much that I messed up with the spelling of "Buzz".
I spelled it buzzzzzzzzzz.
What came first?
Egg or hen?
Hen, egg came then.
Why does this world fear from extraterrestrials?
We don't want them to steal our super cool 21st century gadgets. Like Blue Ray DVD players.
I asked this once in another thread, but I think it's better here:
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Possibly not...since it really is a scar from a cord that they never had...unless God wanted them to have one...
Do girls REALLY need to go to the bathroom together...and why?
Oh yes...there they have a conference on boys and girls' rights...but mainly boys ;)
Why do buses stand on a bus top?
Because they need an "s" in front of their "top".
Why has BienvenuJDC 24601 changed his avatar?
After robbing a string of banks, he's now a fugitive from the law and had to disguise himself. This is his hideout
Why isn't "phonetics" spelled the way it sounds?
What? It doesn't sound that way!!!!!!!!!!
@mmaria
Well, another reason is that the bus can't sit, so it stands. :p
Just fill in the blank with a yes or no.
________, I don't have brains.
yes
wait for it... waaaaaaaaaaaait for it........
why do people have emotions?
so they can discover they have a superpower of making others feel bad! :D
Why is the sun yellow? (yeah couldnt think of anything else...)
because it is...
why am i random?
Yellow fish cat wonder dog.
What ever happened to Jonathan Taylor Thomas?
He enrolled in Columbia GS (2007-08).
Why do three year olds ask 'WHY?' so much?
Because they have a burning curiosity to know everything! I never grew out of it, much to the annoyance of everyone I know, but it makes me sad when people stop questioning things, and learning . . . when that curious spark dies. =(
Why do parents always say "Because I said so!" ??
Because I said so!
A train was going at the speed of 200km/h. Using that info, how many apples are there on the tree if the Pepsi's price went up to 1 dollar?
shrubbery? :D
When is a penguin like a hippo?
When it overfeeds itself.
Why doesn't the electronic mouse bite?
Because it hasn't been teething yet.
Where do all the lonely people come from?
The blues train!
Why pop corn?
Because you cannot corn the pop.
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Because that's what his parents named him. This was in the days before baby naming books
How many fingers am i holding up?
19. Obviously. I've got VERY good sight.
Why are mosquitoes so incredibly annoying?
Guess they didn't get proper education to be civil, huh...
Why do we always respond with a gasp when someone/something scares us? =O
cause we can and it costs us nothing!!!:p
why are we here on lit net?
Because lit net owns all, and you know it ;)
if someone... umm, released wind in a dance party, do you think anyone would notice? XD
it depends on what kind of dancing people were doing.
which language is most difficult to type on a computer?