and all of it hot.
He loved the bird that loved the man....
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and all of it hot.
He loved the bird that loved the man....
...that pecked his eyes out.
I got a belly full of.....
potatoes and sweet potatoes and salad and ham and blueberry peach cobler. Mmmm...
When playing computer games
...beware of carpal tunnnel syndrome!.
Like one that on a lonely road, doth walk in fear and ...
hunger. dang you, RJBibliophil!
dang you . . .
is not very kind words to write to the one below you just because Virgil suggested food, now is it?
Mir is very sorry...
and sends words of condolence as well as flowers to the funeral of RJ.
Never tick off the penguin boss, he has...
a temper
Icecream Icream
...with choclate makes me feel sick.
Headaches are due to...
repentance.
sorry, the llama said to . . .
...stick all of these labels on your forehead. I always obey the llama - unless of course the wolverine overrules him. Nuuuuuurse! I think I need another pill.
Deciduous trees are often planted ...
... in a straight row like Swiss soldiers, and mollycoddled like little ferns.
To enter the sonata by night, Jake would now have to turn...
left, however, turning right by mistake, he found himself in The Foreign Legion!
No, Mr. Pembrook, I don't think "I was drunk at the time!" is going...
...for flattery at all!
Now that the storm has come to ...
.... blow away the little house, everyone has to find shelter
A tree is only...
a condo for birdies. :wave:
Why wake up 30 minutes earlier when you can ....
just as easily make up a good excuse for being late!
Never do today what you can put off until...
...someone else does it for you.
I have some good news for you! Your bank has decided to 'rationalise' its charging system. This means that from now on...
you will never know how much money you have.
Was I mistaken in that I believed you to be a man of...
...honour.
Honour is a word that makes the world...........
....a place full of people with medals on thier chest.
We watched him snce he's.....
a member of a forum : )
the end of the world is . . . .
... near!
It's no wonder that ....
...the medicine tasets bitter
If you study for a long time...
...your eyes will close all by themselves.
All I need now is the final isotope and I can ...
finally isolate the vodka blend for the perfect martini.
I hit him with the ax.......
...how else do you give one a hair cut?
If I wake her up.....
...she will shout at me and kick me in the chin and stop talking to me for 2 days, sometimes 3.
You must hold your head up high....
TN, how do you know my wife so well? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by tn2743
....or your neck will develop a crook.
It has been a stange night even though....
Well, even I had a girlfriend once :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
...it was exactly the same as the night before and the night before the night before.
The glass is half....
...of what you pour into it.
Toast on eggs was on...
a breakfast table not mine this morning.
when you get abducted by aliens from inner space, always be sure to . . .
...floss twice a day.
Zed and Maynard...
are unusal names.
Zorro......
...is comming to save us but apparently he lost his way.
Movies, plays and ...are ....
television are departures from reality at times and at others grim reminders.
What gives? I gives you two thousand on Tuseday and you says you gonna pay me back. You want I should...
...give you a hamburger today, and come for my money Tuesday?? Not a chance!!
Chocolate bunnies are better when slathered in...
Be reasonable - demand the impossible.
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Oops - another thread that Chinaski needs to read page 1 of!!!!! :lol: