because Zorro always gets the last word :D
Why is it so hard to write well?
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because Zorro always gets the last word :D
Why is it so hard to write well?
Because to write unrecognizably and stupidly is easy! Damn easy.
Why don't buses have seatbelts???
Because children and people who can't afford their own cars are expendable. DUH! (I hope the sarcasm of that post is evident...... wouldn't want anyone believing I truly feel that way)
Which came first.... the chicken or the egg?
The cow.
What do cows drink?
Fermented grass. Sort of "Liquid Pot". http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/cow.gif
Aren't bulls a real crock?
sure, if you say so :lol:
Why is Murphy's law the only one universally enforced?
it's always about ireland, they truly rule the world!
why can't the circle be unbroken?
Because if we break it all the points with which it is made of will over-flood the whole place.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it ain't green! Next question! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/rebel.gif
Is it feasible to crossbreed wasps with honeybees?
No, but it is FLEAsible :p
Why cant humans be spotted like cows?
There's a condition among people of color called "piebald", rare, but it does happen. Michael Jackson claims it's why he had his skin bleached. Any bids on the Brooklyn Bridge? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/smart.gif
What use is one glove, anyhow?
it is unique in that it separates one from the others...it glows, it sparkles, it walks on it's own...unlike some of the others who wear two in an unseemingly ordinary sort of way
Why do steering wheels appear on the passenger side in countries outside of the US of A?
Because they make it the right way for the right people and the wrong way for them selves
Is the correct answer always correct?
Yes, except in Germany.
Why is there gravity?
So people can laugh when I fall down.
How can people feel colors?