Intoxication: Completely overcome. This an be by drink or drugs, of course, but you can also be over come with beauty, art, literature, acting, sports, etc. Call it serious fan appreciation.
Inebriated:
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Intoxication: Completely overcome. This an be by drink or drugs, of course, but you can also be over come with beauty, art, literature, acting, sports, etc. Call it serious fan appreciation.
Inebriated:
Inebriated: riding the porcelain bus. This can likewise be a reaction to art, literature, acting, or sports.
Attraction
Attraction: Something that catches the eye. This is no guarantee that what catches your eye will be attractive. Ugly catches the eye as well as beauty, perhaps more!
Butt Ugly:
Butt Ugly: Very ugly, like a butt presumably, though whoever coined the term was obviously not thinking of Francois Boucher's Mademoiselle O'Murphy, Canova's Three Graces and such.
Gluteus Maximus
Gluteus Maximus: Latin for: "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'."
Catapult
Catapult: Device for flinging felines across great distances.
Doggerel
Doggerel: canine retrievers used for bringing the kitties back to the launchers, because, hey, why stop?
Crypt
Crypt: A vampire's happy home
Creep:
Creep: a great song by Radiohead or that guy in the trench coat who always lurks in the park that you tell your kids to stay away from.
Zombie
Zombie - A corpse with working parts.
Clockwork
Clockwork: tiny shackles that enslave every life.
Pendulum
Pendulum: The original swinging single
Pit:
Pit: best Prime Minister before Churchil.
Salacious
Salacious: 1. ***CENSORED! 2) First name of this little dude named Crumb http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wIW55V-xC0...ous-crumb2.jpg
Warthog:
Warthog: Pig with pimples.
Slander
Slander: The attitude of the world towards me, unwritten libel
Putdown:
Putdown: an inauthentic "fossil" hominid said to have been discovered in Sussex, England in the early 20th century; "Putdown Man."
Amoeba
Amoeba: Single celled organism that looks quite a bit like someone spat on the microscope slide.
Infinitesimal:
Infinitesimal: So tiny that it doesn't really matter, except to a nit-picking perfectionist.
Anecdote
Anecdote: the WRONG thing to ask a doctor for if you've been bitten by a snake.
Inflammable
Inflammable: a confusing and sometimes misleading way of saying flammable
Candle
Candle: An article of household use formerly compelled to labor all night. It seems there was no rest for the wicked.
Quartz
Quartz: A shiny crystal rock that comes in different colors and is actually valuable if it is purple (amethyst) It also comes in clear, white, rose, smoke, and yellow. New Agers think it has mystic properties.
New Age:
New Age: similar old age, but with marginally less incontinence.
Psychosomatic
Psychosomatic: A real, physical disease that's all in the mind.
Eclectic
Eclectic: not following any one system, as of philosophy, medicine, etc., but selecting and using what are considered the best elements of all systems, I.E., very choosy.
Eccentric:
Eccentric: Off-center, something we all pride ourselves on being even at the risk of being considered completely nuts, so afraid are we of conforming to the mainstream.
Aftermath
Aftermath: The party I threw when I completed my last math class
Calculus
Calculus: Migraine headache caused by bewildering mathematical formulas you will probably never use anyway
Art Class:
Art class: What private schools have instead of recess.
Recess
Recess: An abscess that comes back.
Katana
Katana: Medieval Japanese lightsaber.
Anime
Anime: Popular highly obnoxious and oft incomprehensible cartoon
Ninja
Ninja: Highly trained assassins of Oriental descent. Nowadays, disposable fighters in a kung-fu movie.
Thuggee:
Naw, fight your own battles.
Open gays as scout masters?
I think you posted in the wrong thread, White Rabbit!
Thugge: A worshiper of the goddess Kali, who will wring your neck in worship!
Mormon:
Mormon: just an m away from the truth. (Totally kidding, as usual. :))
Thrift
Mormon: Jamaican for "I'd like seconds, please."
Thrift: The practice of not enjoying your money.
Lavish
Lavish: The practice of enjoying your money too much
Lush
Lush: 1) Thick with undergrowth, ex: a lush thicket. 2) Thick with alcohol, ex: Pompey is a lush
Stoned: