Ithink you should go with stupid answers?
Should I dress up tonight for no reason at all?
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Ithink you should go with stupid answers?
Should I dress up tonight for no reason at all?
late!
No keep the comics you can always use them for wall paper someday
O____O
Yes, you should dress up tonight.
Should I quit my job? o___o
Not unless the restaraunt burns down. (or you have something else lined up!)
Why am I listening to a sad song when I'm already sad?
no, not until you have another
should I leave early to get the kids?
skib: because you need to evaluate your sadness. :/
Mother: Not unless you're stopping by starbucks first and bringing home some to me.
If I actually loved you, should I count the ways?
Depends on how long you'll be at it.
Why do clouds block the sun?
LOL.
Because the clouds need to get by. They have places to go.
If counting the ways I loved you took a year, would you want me to count them?
Only if you wanted to!
If it took a year to figure out why you love someone, do you still love them?
Sometimes it takes longer, so yes.
Do you need to have a reason to be in love?
Nope.
Why does love never seem to die, even if it has nothing to thrive on?
Because we don't have the choice to erase our memories.
Why are we talking dramatically about love? o_o
Because hate isn't worth talking about.
Why do wheels roll?
They're paid to.
Why am I scared of everything? :/
Because the world is a scary place!
Where do ideas come from?
Their mothers, with a little help from their fathers. skib, I think you should ask your parents about that.
Why do some bees wear jackets?
They get cold easily.
Why are yellowjackets yellow?
They think blue is out of season.
Why do I love salads so much?
Because salads love you back.
Why do salads go well with ranch?
That would actually depend on the type of ranch.
Should we love someone just because they love us?
Its a good reason, but not a good only reason.
That wasn't a very good stupid answer.
What qualifies as a stupid question?
... Are there stupid questions?
Aren't stupid questions the ones you ask that you've already answered by asking?
I don't think that stupid questions are really stupid, they just pretend to be stupid.
Why do you ask stupid questions?
Someone has to ask them.
Why answer stupid questions?
No, that would be a rhetorical question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
There are no stupid questions. It's all relative.
What one person may genuinely be ignorant of, may be common knowledge to you, and as such would appear to be a stupid question.
Someone has to answer them! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by skib
Why are some questions stupid?
Uuuh . . . having a hard time finding a stupid answer . . .
Because they've been answered 32 times in a row!
Why is rain wet?
Because it just showered.
Why can't they make strawberry or vanilla bunnies? Why do all easter bunnies have to be chocolate? Couldn't they make a Neapolitan flavored one?
Bunnies eat strawberries and drink vanilla milkshakes . . . somethings wrong with the chemistry, I'm sure. (that totally did not make any sense at all!)
What flavor is Neapolitan?
The flavour of the people who live in city of Naples, Italy and sometimes its wider Duchy or Province of Naples. (Thank you Wiki)
Why do we have different accents?
Yew mean we do?
If writing on bathroom walls is 1. Illegal and 2. Usually vulgar, why do we read it anyways?
To catch up on what's going on in local news.
Why do I wish for the cold all summer and the warm all winter?
Because you (we) are never satisfied...
Why do I stop in here at LitNet...even though I have work to do?
So you can be amused and entertained by our incredible wit.
What makes things funny?
Incredible wit...
If something is INcorrect...and that means that it is NOT correct, then if something is INcredible...does that mean that it is NOT credible?
:lol: possibly.Quote:
Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC
Why is are water and the sky all blue? How is that possible? Is it for the same reason?
The sky is blue because the atmosphere happens to refract blue from us to see...unless it is coming at us from a greater angle (morn...eve)...the water is a reflection of the sky...
Where is the end of the rainbow?
End of a rainbow is where, where is a treasure at the end of the rainbow
Why is Black colour black???
Black is not color...but the absence of color...it is the absence of light...which is the spectrum of all colors
Why do I get encyclopedic about these things?