..."Did you realise you are driving a really unfashionable car? And that shirt needs ironing."
Why aren't my elbows...
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..."Did you realise you are driving a really unfashionable car? And that shirt needs ironing."
Why aren't my elbows...
as easy to touch with my nose as my knees, they are closer!
Have you ever made it to the top of...
a 300 story skyscraper that is painted bright yellow with red polka dots and royal blue stripes topped with a green ferris wheel with 180 gondolas?
I am feeling very creative
it must be that peanut butter soup I've been eating.
Some cats like to pounce, while Tiggers love to...
cuddle with their prey.
When dealing with the...
...bottom of the deck, it is important to keep your flipping finger concealed by the thumb of the other hand.
Gambling is fun for the intelligent because...
the more you risk, the farther you go.
Consequences, smonshequences, as long as I'm...
...rich, I don't--ZOT!!!
Down!Down!Down! Mine!Mine!Mine! Go!Go!Go! Down!Down!Down!...
...Yours!Yours!, wait why am I doing this?
The little devil has too much....
fun during the summer.
Every time I start....
to walk away this bungee cord keeps pulling me back!
It was the age of reason, it was the...
... last time in the history of humankind that men and women could understand each other completely. It was closely followed by the invention of shoes; after that, neither could understand why the other needed so many, or could manage with so few. :nod:
And as we pass through the 14th century vestibule, on our left we can see ...
...the ghosts of our imagination who have gone before us and will surely hinder us from returning to the ways of their time.
If I told you to visit my number game thread...
..., be sure that I would.
Game threads are....
...very entertaining.
The temperature around here has ....
... evolved into relative humidity - I didn't know that physical attributes could do that!
If music be the food of ...
...some, just think how well the tuba player plays with all that gas.
All's fair in love and....
small town America around Labor Day.
Wake up and smell the...
...small hairs on the inside of your nose.
The basic ingredients of an 'exploding head' cocktail are ...
half the contents of the liquor cabinet, shaken, not stirred.
The waters of Lethe were said to have the power to ...
...retrieve lost documents.
If and when the letters secure our...
...situation, the paper will be set on fire.
Useless information from ....
tv infomercials is really profitable to the manufacturers of chewless chewing gum.
The lantern fish is a fascinating...
...bird that can't fly, cant' walk, can't swim.
The spider and the fly were....
the best of friends until Miss Dragonfly showed up.
There is a pestiferous....
...in the land, a land of pesties.
If you leave the door open, ....
... you can read by the courtesy light.
Take your turnip thus. Grasp its ...
long green tresses. Select your weapon of choice. Then chop the sucker up into a nice New England Pot Roast!
Was Jack the Ripper really the first...
...to go around dressed with a cape and top hat and look for women.
Why must that stupid car alarm.....
... alarm me all the time? It will drive me crazy in this way.
April is ...
Lirpa spelled backwards.
When I arrive like a high five, or a slap in the face, I love the ...
the attention I get as they escort me to the door!
It's hard to leave a party when you can't find the...
...way out of the toilet because you're so drunk that what you think is the floor is actually the wall and the reason that your legs don't seem to work is because your trousers are around your ankles and the whole room won't stop moving and oh my god I think I'm going to.... Oops, I just did!
Standing by the aspidistra in the hallway, reading the timetable of trains between Purfleet and Dorchester, I suddenly noticed, creeeping up the wall, an extremely strange looking...
...child with snot dripping down his nose.
Mud and straw makes ....
...really awful donuts.
Once upon a time, in a land that time forgot, there lived an ogre. Now this ogre had a ...
X_x
...secret that he told me not to tell anyone
Coffee is very...
...necessary when you have to go work early.
Put a kick in your step so that....
...anyone walking too slowly ahead of you gets it in the arse!
The bassoon is one of the orchestra's most underrated instruments because ...
(PS. Virgil - go sort out your late post in the 'add a word story' game!)
most people think that such a funny looking thing could not possibly produce good music.
He stood at the foot of the gallows looking up at the rope, then turned to the hangman and remarked...
..."Looks rough - have you a scarf I could borrow?"
Water, water everywhere ...