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Milk is much better.
Lactose coats the throat with paint
Preventing cancer

Preventing cancer
Floor gave way, all fall hopeless
Not a one diagnosed

not a one diagnosed
what good is diagnosis
with no cure in sight

With no cure in sight,
Humanities consumption
Grows like a cancer.

Grows like a cancer
Starts so small--a single cell
Small, silent killer

small, silent killer
Got a license for that thing,
Papilloma Bond?

Papilloma Bond-
A new Avatar of AIDS
Bond will take it far!

(No offence, Bond fans!)

Bond will take it far!
With MacGyver at his side
It can not resist

It cannot resist
Fancy gadgets and duct tape
They make a great team

They make a great team
Angus and James, save the day
They ate the Haggis

They ate the Haggis
not knowing ingredients
until they were done

Until they were done
They kept looking at the skies
As if to know why...

(here "done" has been used in the sense of "doomed")

As if to know why
they read a lot of big books.
Never found out why

Never found out why
We believe progress improves,
Morally, our lives.

Morally, our lives
Are just indefensible
But they Sure are Fun

But they sure are fun
Big dipper, merry-go-round,
Life's rollercoaster.

Life's rollercoaster
Jostled you around funly
Until it broke down

until it broke down
we rode the whirlwind justly
As it rode our minds

As it rode our minds
It also eroded them
Now our thoughts whirl, too

Now our thoughts whirl, too
Much moonshine. Cerebellum
Shrinking each second.

Shrinking each second.
They say alcohol preserves.
Pickled people brains.

Pickled people brains
A Delight to the Cro-Mags
Like Pigs feet, but soft.

Like pigs' feet, but soft
Big jar of them on the bar
Pass the pretzels, please.

Pass the pretzels, please
hey, where has all the salt gone?
Why are they squishy?

Why are they squishy?
Well... the salt is the best part.
Didn't think you'd mind.

Didn't think you'd mind.
Presoftened has an upside
More fits in my mouth.

(forgive me)

More fits in my mouth.
Pass the nuts. Beer nuts, that is.
Whaddya think I meant?!

Whaddya Think I meant!?
Pretzels - knotted, rods, round ones
All better with salt

All better with salt
shrivel leech, discard my flesh
Feast on me no more

Feast on me no more
You cannot have my blood yet
I'm still using it

I'm still using it
melodrama thus proceeds
turning from the now

Turning from the now
Reverse the tides ebb and flow
Life is new to you

Life is new to you
sweet, plump, delicate, senseless
my little cherub

"My little cherub"
Sweet nonsense words I ignore.
Come back down to Earth.

Come Back to Earth.
I'm still looking at the stars
And flying through space

And flying through space
Shooting stars to wish upon
Clumps of ice and dust

Clumps of ice and dust
Ejected from ET's ship
Wonder whats in them

Clumps of ice and dust
Secured lightly atop glass
My mind gone elsewhere

My mind gone elsewhere
Trickles of forlorn absinthe
Undulating curse

Undulating curse
Like: double bubble boil and trouble?
Yes, that sort of thing