Funkadelic: A type of colour motion-picture film format for Blackploitation movies, often identified by the phrase 'Filmed in Funkadelic' at the beginning of the movie.
Rapture
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Funkadelic: A type of colour motion-picture film format for Blackploitation movies, often identified by the phrase 'Filmed in Funkadelic' at the beginning of the movie.
Rapture
Rapture A case of overreaction to something mundane enough to bore other people
Happiness
Happiness - a heightened state of self-delusion which permits the sufferer a feeling of euphoria and willing ignorance regarding the big picture
Irrational person: 'I believe I've discovered true happiness!'
Rational person : 'It won't last...'
Popular Song
Popular Song One with insipid lyrics that stick in your head longer than the last ice age
Infamous
Infamous Having pushed fame to the limits enough to piss someone off
disorderly
Disorderly When one has become intoxicated and moves about in unprecedented movements making him disorderly
Little
The Art of Much but so as to seem simple
'This is just a little thing I've come up with,' actually means 'if I'd known how much time and effort was going to have to go into it I would've written a Russian novel instead'
pompous
quoted meself by accident
pompous The puffed up style of someone one thinks to be inferior to one's self
Inferiority Complex
inferiority complex - state of complicated madness wrought by those enjoying a superiority simplex upon another who just wants to be depressed in peace
Loony Bin
Loony Bin Nebulous place where one thinks people deserve to go simply because they march to the beat of a different drummer
psychiatrist
psychiatrist: member of much maligned profession, who will be blamed for doing his job ("...now some loony doctor says he's mad and he's going to get off with a slapped wrist - more like bloody evil if you ask me...") and also blamed for not doing it ("....apparently they let him out because some loony doctor said he was cured - well, tell that to the poor girl's parents..." )
See also: social worker, police officer, general practitioner, teacher, priest
Logic
Logic - Something everyone believes they alone possess, though in truth it is rarer than common sense.
Failure
Failure - what teachers who don't want to be teachers threaten to do to get you to pull up your socks and tuck your shirt in
However, teachers who want to be teachers are equipped with an unmatched arsenal of far sinister menaces which would make it comparitively preferable if not downright desirable
Dream Job
Dream Job One where a person does no work and still gets a paycheck see: CEO
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