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Weepingforloman slowly winded the tape,
next to a half-dead Pendragon they watched it again
While suddenly a figure stepped out of the shadows, they stared mouth agape
The figure advanced and whispered a spell
Weepingforloman fell it take
Dissolving into a pool of tears that he could not quell
He died softly, drowning himself
Bakiryu suffered a seizure from too many brightly colored cartoon imports from Japan.
Loman died suddenly after being crushed by angry japanese fangirls who saw his comment about their beautiful manga!
i am not a ninja! how dare you insult me, and i don't drink i work in a bar and i don't like the people that go there so i will never drink! and i also have an extreme prejudice against anime-lovers and the comic books called manga! (not really but for all intents and purposesof this stroy i do[my little bro is a naruto freak, has all the limted edition stuf with manga, it's quite annoying sometimes])
though i do agree with seizure thing
just for that bakiryu you shall feel the might of my insert really cool-sounding weapon here button.
bakiryu in total shock falls back from his computer lands on a previously placed random anime/gothic object and stares at intently as the object pokes through his heart, then watches fascinted as the object gets a Essex emblazoned upon it
(note:the story was supposed to sound like a complete idiot wrote it, it's not the fact that i want to get revenge on bakiryu for killing me so shamefully and am currently having a creativity block)
the essex
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...nt-x/essex.jpg
(Bakiryu might die of laughter this time!)
A previously thought dead assasin known just as X has been found dead. Again, Shortly after coming back to life X went to the litnet where he read an offending post by an unknown Kunoichi calling him a NINJA. X flew into a rage until his brain exploded leaving this mark on the walls http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...an-RedLogo.jpg
This person IDENTIFIED AS AN As the unknown KUNOICHI was seen leaving his house: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...outhinkiam.jpg
Chuck Norris. 'Nuff said.
Eh? Weepingforloman died after another Litnet menber throtled him for being confusing.
It was a joke. The CIA's humor branch executes Bakiryu on the spot.
But Bakiryu still in possesion of Kunoichi skill transforms into: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...outhinkiam.jpg
and destroys the world and everyone in it! moving to another dimension!
Bakiryu with his possessed body now able to travel interdimensionly, accidentally stumbles upon the dimension where Moby Dave, the ancient dragon has his hoard. The Dragon Laird was not in a good mood at the unexpected company and incinerated the possessed Bakiryu.http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/dragfire.gif Ashes to ashes, dust to dust…
Warning: Dragon on the Loose.
Victims: 1.
As seen on the New York Times "After a dragon escaped from the local zoo and crashed into his house, Pendragon hasn't been seen. He's presumed dead. If anyone has any news, please call 999 999 999."
Suddenly, and inexplicably, a new black hole is formed, localized and limited to Bakiryu's computer desk. There were no survivors.
Seen on all national channel
Warning: Flood
"Started by a tremendous explosion of unexplained weeping.
All litnet menbers present at point of origin are now dead"
'Ryu passed on from this vale of tears when she/he was mysteriously wrapped in tinfoil and roasted at 475 degrees until crispy yet tender. Suspects are looking for a six foot one inch gender bender singer known only as "Marilyn" as the prime suspect...:alien:
bakiryu tried to take on all of litnet members but failed horribly, in return, litnet banned him from their and all literature sights, the libraries even banned him. with out new books pourig in, ryu ate food to subside the pain, he ate until he exploded