Chevy Truck, Kia Car. Also own Ford Truck and car. Kids, ya know. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/acc26.gif
Was your first vehicle a real pile of junk? :lol:
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Chevy Truck, Kia Car. Also own Ford Truck and car. Kids, ya know. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/acc26.gif
Was your first vehicle a real pile of junk? :lol:
laughing...memories....
first car 1963 vw bug w/a canvas top...no gas cap...hardly a clutch..cost me $300..but it gave me liberty!!!
why do we go to theatres?
Because all those actors & stage hands won't fit into my livingroom.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel or just another train coming to run me over?
Neither, it is a mutant firefly on steroids and boy, is it hungry...
Why is coffee so good?
Our tastebuds are speed freaks and if they don't get their dose they'll prefer paper..
Why are there there only 4 wheels on a car?
My car has at least 6 wheels - the 4 on the ground, a flywheel, and a steeringwheel.............
Why does time pass soooooo s ... l ... o ... w ... l ... y when I'm bored?
because it likes to watch you be bored and doesn't want to leave.
Why do highlighters neither lift things higher nor make them lighter?
because the guy who invented them thought the misnomer would be funny; an inside joke, you know?
Why is it so easy to watch a Foucault pendulum, like the one in the PDX convention center?
You are getting very sleepy. When you wake up, you will not remember any of this, but you will have a sudden urge to mail Pendragon $100. Watch the pendulum swing, back and forth, back and forth... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/guilty.gif
Why do we always get the urge to look through a hole in a privacy fence? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/acc32.gif
Well, because we subconsciusly have a desire that stems back to our childhood. This primoridial urge is often rooted in...
Bah! We look because we are nosy!
Why is champagne bubbly?
Because the champagne makers are out to rip us off with more bubbles and less liquid. Its a conspiracy.
Why do people call glasses spectacles?
Because they speculate glasses could have x-ray vision capabilities.
What's an "A" student?
The student who is always first in line, sort of like a "one" student.
Why is my right hand cold and my left one warm?
split personality?
I know that there is more than one way; but which is the BEST way to skin a cat?
I prefer get my cats professionally skinned.
Why does "Z" come at the end?