If you were a...

the war in iraq... i would call it off



same question

Either Pull back on the war or socializing health care. Or instate a better means to feed and clothe the underprivlaged and have better foster care for children in bad homes.

If you were a bird, what kind would you be?

harpie eagle


if you were a type of weather, what would you be?

Oh it would have to be sunshine... sunny, warm, with a slight breeze.
(Not that I think I'm like the sunshine; it's just I love the sunshine and it really should be here more often.)

If you were a flower, what would you be?

A Lily (stargazer) because that's my daughter's name :) any color but pink though..I hate pink

If you were a guitar, who would own you and what would you inspire them to play?

Johnny Depp, and I would inspire him to turn me into myself again, and... the rest is not for publication.

If you were a novel, which one would you be?

Anna Karenina

If you were a well known author/writer, who would you be?

Victor Hugo...Duh!

If you were an actor/actress (of the opposite gender), who would you be?

George Clooney, because he's about as opposite me as they come!

If you were a bug in a rug, what kind would you be?

(I'm sorry if that's a duplicate question; I just found this thread. It looks like great fun! :D)

A Walking Stick

If you were a specialized weapon cherished by a noble knight in the service of the king, what would you be?

A mace. Cause well..look at those things!! Viciously awesome *recalls that scene in Braveheart where he storms the room of the Scottish noble in the middle of the night*

If you were a character from the Wizard of Oz, who would you be, and would you help Dorothy or sabatoge her?

I would probably be Dorothy herself...a little oblivious,with an animal at her side, and helpless without her friends. So yes, I'd say I'd support myself. :D

If you were a decoration on a Christmas tree, what would you look like and what would your background be?

I would be an angel and my background would be some Douglas Fir needles.

If you were a Athene, what non-Greek hero would you guide and give comfort to?

I would look like a string of red wooden beads and I would have a background in the field of accounting...

As Athene I would guide Dorothy to Oz...

If you were a wizard in another realm in another time, what would you name be and how would you dress?

I would be named Galzraa and wear a funny hat.

If you were a superhero's costume, what would you be thinking?

I would only be a costume for a female superhero...and I can't tell you what I'd be thinking here on LitNet...

If you were a rug, what would be swept under you?

Cat hair

If you were an alarm clock, what time would you go off?

I wouldn't (I hate alarm clocks even though I use one...or because I use one)

If you were a horse with a special mythological feature, what would it be?

Carry myself in a balanced frame no matter what my rider does (Not mythological, but I still dream of it)

If you were a horse, what would you most wish your rider would understand?

The hair of a snake... considering horses are covered in hair, that would be BA.


If you were me, what would you do?
(I'd run!)

That I want the bit out of my mouth...
I'd run too...

If you were a horse in battle 1,000 years ago, what would you be thinking?

Oh $hit.

If you were a buried time capsule, who would have buried you and what would you contain?

NEIGH!!!!

If you were a game what would you be?

I'd be a brass canister with the most prized possessions of a lost civilization.

If you were a Hawaiian would you hula?

Probably. I'd guess that's pretty normal for a Hawaiian.

If you were a clock, would you be atomic?

I already am.

If you were joy where would you be?

Since that is my wife's name...then I would still be in bed (maybe), but not for long...

If you were a flawless piece of wood found in the meadow by the wooded area near the toy makers cottage, what kind of wood would you be and into what would the toy maker form you?

oak... and a toy ship.. one that could float on water

If you were Santa Clause what else would you do other than give out presents on Christmas?

Fix little things that were neglected around each house...

If you were set to marry (in an arranged marriage in an era that you had no choice) to someone that you didn't love, would you still have a love affair with the one that you did love?

yes. Love knows no bounds...

If you were Romeo/Juliet would you really have killed yourself?

Heck no. taking your own life is terrible, no matter what happens. Besides, it was a fluke when they did it and they had to finish themselves off. That's terrible.

If you were Hagrid, would you club people in the head?

If I felt the need was useful

If you were a princess in a tower needing to be rescued, would you refuse a rescuer waiting for your true prince (whether he was a prince or not)?

Yes.

If were an ipod, would you be on shuffle or not?

Not...at the end of a song...there is a certain expectation to roll into another certain song...

If you were a martian, would you wonder if there was life on earth?

No, I would know.


If you were a disease, what would you be?

I would be a disease that required sunlight to cure...so that I could make LitNetters go out and get some sunlight.

If you were a dragon guarding a treasure and you required a riddle to be answered in order for someone to "see" the treasure, what would that riddle be?

We are very little creatures
all of us have different features
One of us in glass is set
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin
and a fourth is boxed within.
If the fifth you should pursue
it can never fly from you.
What are we?

If you were a knight who had come to that cave, what would you say?

Vowels


if you were the dragon, would youu eat me, or are you an a low fat diet?

If I were the dragon...and since you answered well, I would honor my position.

If you were the treasure, what would you be?

a cure for all illnesses and diseases of the world, in the form of a beautiful flower.

If you were the knight and you answered the riddle right and you got the treasure, what would you do with it then?