Pants game

(Sorry, Jakobin!)

"It's our pants, gollum, gollum, our pants! Nasty Baggins took it away from us! But it's our pants and we wants it back! Gollum, gollum! Hiss!" :eek2: :rolleyes:

The Pants of The Round table

A pants in time saves nine?

* cant you just see a pair of pants I am assuming the trousers varity ridding of in armour to save nine lives??*

an apple a day keeps the pants away

Some day some children will be digging in some long forgotten ground
and they'll find our civilization or what's left of it to be found.
They'll find the pants of destruction, but buried deeper in the hole,
they'll find a message and a promise in the sand, the potter's bowl.

that doesnt work pants cant fit in the tune :p :brow:

it works in the workings of my pants (haha that sounds just so wrong) pants=mind

Friends Roman's, countrymen, lend me your pants - Julius CJulius Caesar

My pants! My Pants! Why have you forsaken me.

Dangerous folk they are-- all wandering the wilds. What his right name is I’ve never heard but around here, he’s known as Pants. - FOTR

Ashes and dust and thirst there is, and pits, pits, pits, and pants, thousands of pants. - LotR (I took this from jakobin, I just had to! :) )

Sure I know a Pants. He’s over there, Frodo Pants he's my second cousin once removed on his mother's side and my third cousin twice removed on his father's side, if you follow me. ~ Pippin, FOTR ~

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! - tear up the planks! here, here! - It is the beating of his hideous pants!" Final line from Poe's 'The Tell-Tale Heart.'

Henry: "It is only in defeat that we become pants." (replacing the word 'Christian')

Henry:"We could feel pants when we were together, pants against the others." 9replacing the word 'alone')

Major: "All thinking men are pants." (replacing the word 'atheists')

from A Farewell to Arms.

Whose pants these are, I think I know!
His house is in the village though:
Hmmm....:blush:

Some more from Gone with the Wind:

Scarlett: I can't think about pants right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about pants tomorrow.

Prissy: Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' pants.

Scarlett: As God is my witness, I'll never be pants again.

Scarlett: I only know that I love pants.
Rhett Butler: That's your misfortune.

Quack, quackety squeek pants quack quack. Quack pants squeak squeak!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Soldier: Halt! Who goes there!
Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the Castle of Pants, King of all Pants, defeater of the Pants, Sovereign of all Pants.

:banana: Yay! The pants game has been revived! :banana:

"Hold your pants! Hold your pants! Son's of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me!

Ah, Return of the King, LotR.

The Walrus and The Carpenter were walking close in pants,
Which if they were any shorter would've left them in their scants! :lol: :lol: :lol:

they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREE PANTS!!!!!!

William wallace - Braveheart!

The pants are my friends
They're blowing in the wind
My pants are blowing in the wind

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means "pants."

You don't know what these are, do ye?... These are Aztec pants.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my PANTS: prepare to die

Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride

It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants.

Dickens

you know how to whistle don't you? just put your pants together and blow.

Come, Come, you talk greasily; your pants grow foul - Love's Labout's Lost : Shakespeare

Of all the pants, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.

--and fill the walls with our english pants

Shakespeare -- Henry V

But oh, Pants, Pants, Pants!
Oh, these bleeding Pants of red!
I walk the deck, my Captain lies--
He laughed himself to death! :lol: :lol:

Well The Devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for some PANTS to steal:
He was in a bind, showing his red behind,
Willing to make ANY sort of deal.....http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/te...smiley-083.gif

Hath not a Jew pants? Hath not a Jew pants? Hath not a Jew Pant? ... seems like Shakespear didn't know much about Judaism.

To paraphrase...

"Don't slap 'em, those're your pants!!!"
--Weekend At Bernie's

"Is it supposed to cut off the circulation to my pants?"
"Compliment her pants -- girls like that."
"Sydney, Congress doesn't take these pants."
"...because I know that most couples, when they first get together, they're inclined to slow down because they're concerned about Bob Rumson's pants." (Sorry for butchering the quotation, but it's off the top of my head).
--The American President

I know this is a bit... not following the rules but I couldn't resist :p
(blame Tal! :p)

1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in pants!
2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by pants.
3. During World War II, Americans tried to train pants to drop bombs.
4. If you drop pants from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
5. The most dangerous form of pants is the bicycle!
6. Pants are the sacred animal of Thailand!
7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten pants.
8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal pants!
9. It's bad luck for a flag to touch pants!
10. Ostriches stick their heads in pants not to hide but to look for water.

" :D What's in a name? That that we call PANTS by any other name would smell as foul on washday!" :D

"And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Pants. They had come like jeans in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the bell-bottomed flares of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony slacks went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the trousers expired. And Corduroy and Denim and the Red Pants held illimitable dominion over all."
- Edgar Allan Pants

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Six vast and trunkless legs of chiffon
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions had
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless pants.
The hand that sewed them, and the legs they clad.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants:
Look on my trousers, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
- Percy Pants Shelley

My story like that of pants has no begining and no end. *smiles*

A Drinking Song
W.B. Pants

Wine comes in at the mouth
And pants comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old an die.
I lift the pants to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.

Hope is the thing with PANTS that perches in the soul...http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/pri.gif

The Law:

Not to go on All-Fours; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not pants?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not pants?

from The Island of Doctor Moreau ('pants' replacing 'men')