to make you feel guilty when you forget to send one.
what do freedom fighters fight?
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to make you feel guilty when you forget to send one.
what do freedom fighters fight?
Whatever the Cheif Commanding Officer says http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/ct/ctboss/dtank.gif
Why do frogs jump?
Because they're afraid they might tread (or jump over) their cousin tree frogs, which are as small as an inch.
Why do the planets revolve around the sun?
Habit.
Why do moths fly around lit candles?
Because they are cold-blooded animals. :p
Why do we get wrinkles?
It's from making those goofy faces when you're a kid, especially the ones where you stick your tounge out, or peel back your eyelids. :goof:
Why do people record the same songs, or "borrow" solos?
:lol: :lol: Zany Zanna...
Because, believe it or not, they wanna get to jail. That way, they can sing their hoaxed songs freely. With the police listening ofcourse.
Corny, I know.
Why do we have different timezones?
So not everyone is awake at the same time. Could you imagine if all LitNetters got on, say at 4 in the afternoon? Besides, that would suck if it was 12PM and it was dark outside, then when you went to bed, the sun would be streaming in your windows!
Why is it really hard for some people to float?
Because it`s easy for some others
Why do you dress up?
To keep people from poking their eyes out when they see me naked.
(NOT a pretty sight)
Is the grass really greener on the other side of the fence?
If you really look like this guy in ur avatar, then yea, NOT a pretty thing lol
it depends on the color of the fence.
why are there types of fences?
I look just like my avatar...........IN MY DREAMS!!!
Because some fences are too painful to sit on.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
all of them, they are divine.
Is Monopoly a reindeer game?
No..... they prefer Scrabble.
What would Kermit & Miss Piggy's children look like?
Humans
I really feel shy when I look at your avatar :P
I just scratched! why the hell do we scratch?
To make our fingernails feel useful.
Do snails think they move fast?
Only when they are racing with rocks
Why is the ocean salty?
So you don't confuse it with drinking water :)
Love the snails, D.
Why is our blood salty?
Because vampires hate bland food
Why do loud noises wake you up?
Otherwise you would sleep forever.
Why are rain coats waterproof?
:lol: :lol: that is a brilliantly stupid question.
because if they were fireproof instead they would have no purpose, 'cuz the rain would put out the fire?
why do puddles attract cloud reflections?
Because the refractive light of the sun says so.
Why can threads be threads, and also threads?
Because they are schizophrenic
Why do we blink?
it's how our eyes catch the oxygen.
why do we have pubic hair?
To keep our spleen warm.
Why does hair grow so slow?
That's just your hair - you probably don't water it enough.
What are moons for? :lol:
To offend people who dont like nudity
Why do we take photographs?
Because most of us don't want to invest in television cameras.
What is a uvula for, anyway? (that little dangly ting in the back of your mouth)
So you can make those silly sounds when you gargle your mouth with Astring-O-Sol.
Why is Alaska so cold?
Is it!? Mine is not!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zanna
Because it`s full of snow.
Why is my granny dead?
Poetess, Zanna took it as a joke, probably. ;)
Because she's one gran old already. (Get it? :lol:)
Why are sentences in a straight line?
You mean
..................they are?
Why do mockingbirds think it ammusing to imitate cellphones?
Because Pensive likes to use the Internet more. :lol:
Where do souls go when the body dies?
Whereever you believe they will.
And no, I wasn't joking. I have it on good autority that blood has salt in it. There's probably a good reason, too, I just don't know it.
What came first- chicken or egg? And pardon me if it's already been asked. :)
Yeah? Really? What percent? I surmise just very little.
Chiken or egg?
Bah. You can ask the mother.
Why did Hitler write Mein Kampf?
Nobody put up with him ranting all the time, so he wrote it all down instead.
Who likes country music?
The horses. And cows.
Why are you located everywhere you go?
Check out the other thread. I put it in there, even before I'd seen this. Weird.
What's a bass?
It's the Bottom of the glASS.
Where is Uzbekistan?
Near all the other 'Stans.
Why do worms "multiply" when you chop them in half?