molasses.
Why, oh why, do people insist upon...
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molasses.
Why, oh why, do people insist upon...
...talking if I don't feel like to do so.
I am trying my best to...
I was going to highlight a funny one above, but they are almost all funny. You've got me giggling out loud. This game is great.
...to not laugh like a loon. (another rhyme for you Xamonas)
One small step for man, one...
more mess to clean up for womankind.
When I got to the party...
everyone else left. At least I got to eat all the canapés!
While cleaning my toes...
... the food was almost finished, what was the use of me coming to the party? *sighs*
Oh, you know I have seen, a sky without sun and ...
...d***, that moon was bright.
A lemming's favorite sport...
is cliff diving.
Salad without....
chocolate is like cricket without guns.
could you just hold this scorpion while I...
...pour this antivenin down the storm drain?
Why is indoor skydiving...
banned in Poland?
One, Two, Three, Nine...
...Eighteen, Twenty-seven, Eighty-one, One Hundred Sixty-two, Two Hundred Forty-three, Seven Hundred Twenty-nine, Fourteen-hundred Fifty-eight, Twenty-one-hundred Eighty-seven, Sixty-five-hundred Sixty-one...
Time to make the...
...the spinach dip; super bowl sunday tomorrow.
When will the walrus....
equal the mongoose in it's gymnastics expertise?
Did you see that platitude? Do you think it...
..resembles a dictionary?
Taking a bath is like....
...stealing a shower, only easier.
Quantum mechanics and armadillos...
easier than scrubbing up with a toothbrush.
If I were a flower on Mars I would.......
...be smelled by samercury.
If I were a superhero...
...I would hop, hop, hop.
If lizards wore lampshades...
...then there'd be an awful lot of naked lamps.
Give a lizard a lampshade...
(Is it just me, or are the posts in this thread, where someone has been beaten to the one they tried to respond to, and which don't quite match the one they actually follow, really funny?)
and the lizard will ignore it, as it's too big to eat. Give him a lightbulb and his insides will be cut to ribbons.
The thing about Pterodactyls is...
(Some of them, yes.)
...they aren't sloths.
If glass were edible...
...towns with a large homeless population would have draughty houses.
Why don't you tell the nice counsellor all about...
that dead mouse you have kept in your freezer since the last Olympics.
Hell is being stuck in..
...Richard Simmons's biography.
(EDIT: Too slow, but it fits anyway--alls I had to change was the ? to a .)
Pauly Shore...
Quote:
Originally Posted by myself
My point exactly! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
...is Richard Simmons on acid!
Don't tell Satan that...
...he's doomed to eternity with curly-haired demons.
Green Arrow...
is green because he is so envious of my shooting skills.
Daydreaming...
hurts when you have a hangover.
I have shown myself as...
...a shapeshifter of his own lycanthropic glory.
RobinHood3000's pet Pushmepullyou (I haven't the faintest idea how to properly spell that...) is...
to awkward to fathom.
The night of the living dead...
...is a week from Thursday, six PM to six AM.
A poltergeist will...
come off squeaky clean in a heist; no fingerprints.
The cat likes to....
...stalk inanimate toys.
I have to go to....
. . . the asylum, no one else can get me out of this strait jacket.
When the noise dies . . .
... the mind rests.
If people were not soo selfish,...
...I'd finally be able to afford that new golf green in my backyard. Stupid Salvation Army sucking away my income...:p
Anger management happens...
...to most managers.
A drive through the city...
...is the best opportunity for napping.
2 + 2 = ...
... 22
You should try to ...