Dear Crier,
But won't sticking to a sticky thread make it more likely for unwanted foltsom and jetsom stick to me as well?
Signed,
Koncerned in Kansas
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Dear Crier,
But won't sticking to a sticky thread make it more likely for unwanted foltsom and jetsom stick to me as well?
Signed,
Koncerned in Kansas
Dear Crier;
Thank ye for yer most informative article on the most 'orrible creature o the seven 'ells!
I will be, er I mean...Captain Stanislaw will be activly workin against these creatures!
Ninja penguins 2#$@#$ what be this world comin to!
Sincerely;
Silence do good...(Not Captain Stanislaw)
(heh, them blasted ninja penguins won't be knowin who be writin evil oer ther name...makin it eisier to infiltrate thar scheme!) :D
Yay Pensive! I would imagine you are the ONLY 1st HDEGWRAC of the forum. Ever notice how magazines list all sorts of editors with fancy titles? Ever notice that everyone is an editor? If everyone is an editor, then who are the worker-bees?
Dear Aimus in refercance to your letter WHAT vikings?? If they are evil they are probably another tenticle :nod:
Koncerned,
Yes it was noticed among the test dummy-guests that this phenomenon occurred to a degree but overall The Crier consider it to be better to keep your hardrive and smilies intact and safe from the Ninja penguins than to mind about the slight pong that might build up. Also we are at present working on methods to eliminate this problem.
Silance,
Indeeed we were hoping to become allied with the right dishounrable Captin to form a front line in the defense against the sure and certain attack :nod:
And on other matters
Virgil, the workerbees are the smilies :nod: :nod: you will also notice that WRAC stands for Winged reported assisntat crier and it is the duty of the crier to gather and spread news with the least possible hysteria and bias.
You are indeed right in saying that their is a grave battle raging over minds and hardrives. However, I had not imagined that the masterminds of evil in this battle would manipulate penguins for their assault, ultimately making a new breed; ninja penguins. Hopefully the forces of good in this forum will be able to peacefully eliminate this threat without bloodshed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
An Update Stop the presses!
...my harddrive crashed today...and now I have to buy a new one...I think this has some ninja penguin correlation...but that not be proven yet.
Oh, poor Stan! Everybody's machine things are breaking recently—Kilted's fridge, Stan's computer...
(BTW, Stan, excellent avy! I remember that thing.)
Horrible! And even some cats are joining their ranks. I saw this silly movie once called Cats and Dogs where they were all fighting each other and trying to outsmart them. All the cats were evil and the dogs were good. I don't think my cat has any suspicious behaviour, but I better keep a sharp eye on him....
My Internet Modem seems very slow. I will have to buy a new one. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by emily655321
This one is a really very old Modem. First, it was on my uncle's computer, then my brother's and now I have got it.
This really doesn't deserve a new thread so I thought I'd place an add in the Crier. Papaya is going home for the week and she need someone to look after her fish. It's really not much trouble, well except getting their little leashes on them for their twice daily walk...
I don't know-I don't know much about fish.... :lol:
ye should upgrade to DSL! :thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Pensive
Oh Oh...an update on the computer situation...I am know in thr process o finding a fan...my case has some new found ventilation issues due primarily to the fact that it is a poorly designed piece o carp! (ai I ment carp...damn fish!) so, now I be lookin for a new case to better suits me computerin needs.
So fars, I am thinkin o switchin over to a 21 incher, or maybe one o those custome made plastic cases. :thumbs_up
I will keep ye updated...Stanislaw Out!
I don't know that what's DSL. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanislaw
*embarrassed*
Its highspeed internet that runs on cable system similar to a phone line but larger...the cat-5 cable. Most major service providers have a highspeed option...you could also go the cable option...using a line similar to cable tv, thats pretty fast to. :thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Pensive
I was asking my dad for cable connection but the problem with cable is that here, it is really slow. I mean some of them are a kind of "fake" that's what I would call them. They are over-burdened and speed is slow. The other problem is that we have to be more careful on receiving and giving things wit cable.
So, I will try to purchase a new Modem now. I was unable to browse inteernet yesterday because of my poor Modem. I wonder that why is the speed ok this time...
I think I might be getting broadband here soon, but that would have to come over a dish because the phone lines in the country are weak or something. I hope you have success with your new modem Pensive. :wave:
Finally, I hava a new Modem. I am sorry that I was unable to access internet for two past days!
Thanks RJ!
Just in from Iceland: "I just wanted to skate with Snoopy!"
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Here is something which emily655321 wanted to contribute. :D
emily said: "Don't think I have forgotten you. I have been keeping my eyes open for interesting bits for the Crier. Here, now, I have discovered photographic evidence of the evil penguins who have been sabotaging Lit Net members' electrical equipment!"
(emily, we are very thankful for your so interesting and funny stuff and we will never forget your services for LitNet Town Crier.)
The evil penguins caught in the act:
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She said: "But, not to fear. I have also received word that a heroic, human-sympathizing breed of Pirate Penguin is even now amassing an army to march to our rescue!"
"Our saviors:"
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What Is Life By Pensive
Life believe is not a dream, so dark as sages say - Charlotte Bronte
Life is a great experiement - Khalil Gibran
Life is a multi-faceted concept that may refer to the ongoing process of which living things are a part or the period between fertilisation or mitosis and death - Wikipedia
Every day is my best day; this is my life. I'm not going to have this moment again - Bernie Siegel
Life is strange. If you don't believe me, just live longer - Andre L. Noel
About Life:
The Road goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say - Bilbo Baggins in LOTR by JR Tolikien
Life comes with lousy odds. You wouldn't want to bet on it - Tom Stoppard
The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experiences -Eleanor Roosevelt
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it - Dave Barry
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it's all over much too soon - Woody Allen
Life is like a sewer - what you get out of it depends on what you put into it - Tom Lehrer
Life is too important to be taken seriously - Oscar Wilde
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove - Ashleigh Brilliant
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give - Winston Churchill
My life is my message - Muhatama Gandhi
Stop and consider! life is but a day
A fragile dew-drop on its perilous way
From a tree's summit; a poor Indian's sleep
While his boat hastens to the monstrous steep
Of Montmorenci. Why so sad a moan?
Life is the rose's hope while yet unblown - John Keats
Life is something that which, I don't regret right now, but it can be something in a matter of even an hour that which I will regret severely - Pensive
So dear readers, what do you think life is? To which quotation, do you agree the most? Tell us your thoughts about this article.
Thanks for giving it some time! :D
Yeah, you there, Emily, ain't it. You didn't SEE anything. Those pictures ya got, probably bought up an alley from a guy trying to keep up his coke habit. We know where ya live, see. Funny thing about people that mess with us. They got a way of disappearin', capirsi??
Listen up, youse mugs. We're gonna face extreme danger. Shortie, heare, probably won't live through it.
For centuries people have taken us penguins for granted. Ain't gonna happen again. Louie, you got explosives. Rabid, limber up that fin, We gotta do some plain and fancy breakin' and enterin'. Shortie (poor kid)-- your the lookout, and keep those peeps pealed! I'm bringing a friend. He talks an eloguent language-- Colt .45. Easy to understand, or ya get the point quick.
Let's go, and no screw up's this time!
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Well, don't let Emily catch you on film again. Emily, those penguins look oddly familiar. I think I might of seen one of that breed around here somewhere. I am having the hardest time getting the broadband connection done. It needs to get sent via wireless link things from another building.... and its not working. Also a computer here has a mouse that will not function. And there's all these viruses on my computer. I wouldn't be surprised if those penguins have also incorporated horses from the city of troy to help them....
LIFE is nasty, brutish, and short. ~ Hobbes
Don't take LIFE to seriously, you'll never got out alive. ~ Bugs Bunney
As for me, I agree with a mixture of them all, but I'd have to be boreing and go with the Wikipedia as the best definition-- though not the most entertaining or poetic one. Now as for as those penguins are concerned just let it be known that I like my life without being blown up.
RJ. RJ, Ya wound me, ya really do. Ya assume that Emily actually caught us BEFORE on film. It's assumtions like that that may get ya sent a lot of pretty flowers, RJ. Death lillies, to be exact. Nice white bell shaped flowers on long stems. I ain't no expert on plants, but I'm told they have no smell.
Think about it, RJ. Ya got any idea how many penguins there are in the world? And all dressed up and ready to go to a... funeral at a moment's notice too. Be a shame, young kid like you, Piglet. Wise up, it could already be too late...
You pickin' up what I'm layin' down?
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Hey, don't be so sure of yourself Mr. Penguin. You're probably just a penguin pretending to be a dragon and a fierce warrior. You're probably just afraid of me. Of course there's no reason to be wising up, for I'm already using my head. Keeping my eyes open and my blade in its' sheath. I may be many things Penguin, but I'm no idiot.
Ya hear that boys? Got us a wise guy here! Didn't know they called me Blade back in the day, eh, kid? Knife in the whatdacallit, eh? What's yer poison kid? Fixed blade, lock blade, switch-blade, butterfly, double-blade? Ya do Italian, Mexican, French, Japanese style, or what? You want a knife, brother, I got it. Ain't gonna loose no sleep over using it, neither. Scar over my right kidney from the last Tin Can Napeleon that thought he was Mack the Knife. Sad. Family matter.
I guess we gonna have to step matters up a tad. Funny how no one ever takes a Penguin serious until things get too serious. Now, shut yer pie-hole and listen up, all of you:
That dame that runs this rag of a newsletter, Night? You want we should put the snatch on her? Yeah, I know what I'm saying, capirsi? We put her on ice, hee-hee, made a funny there, dint I? We puts her on ice somewhere ya can't possibly find her and don't think we won't.
Get serious, palsy. Ya ain't dealing with street bum pidgeons here, ya got the Penguin Mafia! Capirsi? Pretending, yaas. Try me. Ya feeling froggy, boy?
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hey, pendragon...sprechen de english? :D
ahh, well, now that thar be pirate penguins I be wondering if it be such a dasterdly animal, I mean...they be pirates!
Heh, never did be trustin that linux penguin though...evil as er devil 'e is! :D
Ah, Stan. Stan. You beginin' ta catch on here. Who d'ya think OWNS Linux, pal? That Penguin ain't exactly for decoration, if you catch my meaning. Family, Stan. That's what we all about. But they’s legal enterprises and then dere’s "legal" enterprises. We don' like exposure on some of our, well, call them extracurricular activities...
By the way, what's this Night chick worth to youse? She ain't smiling too bright right now, told ya we'd put the snatch on her. Make us an offer--
and we don' take credit cards. Cash, baby. Can I speak the English? Ha! You understand the word morte? Cash for the Night chickadee, how much you pay, eh? Your decision by this time tomorrow or maybe Night sleeps with the fishes...
Capirsi?
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*It appears I will have to return to a past life to "negotiate" with these penguins*
Bonjourno, you come in muh place, an ya ask for some money, an now yah ask fer some ransom, and den yah haff the gull *Wink* to set demands...let me infoim you boids o some rules 'ere: firstly if ya gots a complaint, yah gots to talk to don Bongitybongbong, I'm sures 'ell be acommidatin, an, seconds, don't be pushin the god-beaver, 'e don't like no-ones doublin in on 'is racket see?
Ciao;
ps. I'd be-a watchin yer hoarse mac, I hears they don't run the races sans head, capiche!
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A picture
:D
Oh, by the way Mr. Penguin, did I mention that I prefer tiger lilies?
OK Problem guys. I was aked to do the Penguin, and I've enjoyed it. But something happen here at home today, and suddenly the whole thing isn't so funny anymore. I'm sorry, Nightshade, but I'm going to have to resign. I also will not be on the forum until after Friday, when this mess may get sorted out. Kids! Anyway, my nerves are a wreck. I must go. Game over.
Oh, I am sorry to hear that! I hope things sort themselves out.
Best of Luck!:)
Aye, best of luck, Pen! May the Force be with you!
Oh goodness, Pen. I hope everything works out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Oh my gosh, Goodluck Pen!
My goodness Thats fine take as much time as you like Adn I hope it all works out Pen :D
If ye needs it, ye have my sword at your call! :)
Now I can rest easy. Hope everything turns out fine with you Night.
I deeply appreciate the kind words and sediments for all. I did not mean to scare any of you. My son had his pocket knife at school after umteen warnings from mom and dad that it was against school policy and he would get in trouble. It fell out of his pocket Wednesday. Court case, possession of a weapon on school property. Then yesterday, my daughter, already a nervous wreck over a bounced check, her boyfriend's job problems, and whatnot, totally screws up and sells beer to a minor in a police sting. She had to quit her job and has to appear in court. So anything dealing with crime and criminals and I'm flipping out. I will be back on the forum ASAP. Right now, I'm too shook up. If you try to e-mail me, that's fine, but mention your LitNet name or my Spam Filter will toss it. Thanks guys and gals.
Pen ;)