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IM a waste of space? what do you do with your life thats so valuble mr Im so smart im so important ahhhhh your wife left you you great ape! and what have you dne since then nothing butr mope I may not hav met you before half an houtr ago ut I know everything that youve done in the last three months so dont even try to lie!
That is NOT your place! That woman took my children! You have no right going there. Whilst we are on this subject, What exactly have you done with your life? "Ohhhhhhhh I've been having such horrible dreams, I don't know what they mean!" You have WAY too much time on your hands.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You you absaloute MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Got nothing to say? I thought not! You're only comeback is a sexist remark, because that's all your good at...Being sexist!"
Let me tell you somthing you big fat mysoginistic chavanistic - AND YES I KNOW THAT IS A CONTRATDICTION SO DONT YOU DARE SAY IT- you only see what you want to see for goodness sake you were almost hung or have you forgotten that little fact. care to explain how that happened mr I have a Y chromsone which makes me your supirior??
"I know how it happened! I was on the floor, screaming at you to leave, but you being all high and mighty, thought you'd stick around, the old woman knocked me out, and obviously whilst I was out she hung me, then when I came too, you were on the floor having a fight! I mean what were you thinking? Thought you didn't want to miss out on the action huh? You're so pathetic!"
YOU STUPID BLIND IDIOT! just listen to yourseld a little old woman knocked you out carried up aflight of stairs threw you over and hung you? I have one word for you lets hope you can understand it DEEE-NI-AL or is that too many sylabols?
"DO NOT PATRONISE ME LITTLE GIRL! You need to SERIOUSLY think about growing up and not letting your imagination run wild!" Simon walked down the stone steps to get away from Charlie "And another thing! I never asked you to save me, I wanted to die! I have nothing to live for anymore, you've made my life unbearable now!"
OH AND THATS SO MATURE run away hide like a dog going to lick it wounds OHHHH s*** look at that simon" men in roman armor carrying sowrds arived and strated yabbering and shouting at them in a foriegn lauguage " still think its just people all dressed up??"
Simon looked around and saw many men surronding himself and Charlie. Out of instinct he grabbed Charlie and stood in front of her as the men bagen to close in on them. Charlie screamed as they got closer and the swords were touching Simon's stomach. Suddenly they both felt hard blows to the head and hit against the hard, wet floor.
It was dark when she opened her eyes and her head was pounding. As she sat up she realised it wasnt that it was still night so much as they were in some kind of room with no windows or any light except for a small space slit about 3 inchs wide and 6 inches long . There was a groan behind her and she turned but all she could see was a shape lying on the floor. Straining her eyes she realsied it was Simon begining to regain conciousness.
"Simon?"
"Where are we?" Simon sat up and rubbed the back of his head where he'd been hit.
"Are you OK Charlie?" He pulled his body towards her and felt the back of her head, he pulled it away and noticed blood on his hand, "Charlie you're bleeding!"
"Yeah well your not looking so great yourself either" she muttered . She slowly looked around " Simon I hate to mention this but I [ need to get out of here I have a dentist appointment at 2 30 and I need to change my clothes and IM clastraphobic!!"
" Charlie calm down your getting hysterical"
"hysterical , hysterical! Do you even know what that means ? It means my womb is moving around my body causing a changes in mood and unbalance mind !
"Look you need to calm down! The only way of getting out of here is if we think about it carefully!" Simon rubbed his hands together. There was damp in the air and his clothes were sticking to his body.
"Simon, I don't like this at all!"
"I know, but it's OK, we are going to figure a way out of here!"
Charlie looked at him "And how do you propose we do that?"
Simon placed his hand on his head, trying to apply pressure to the blinding pain that was now searing through his body, "I just have to think." He gritted his teeth and began punching the wall.
"Simon!"