Our fight stories, boxing, martial arts, rugby...
The time I drank a whole litre of vodka, in about 20 minutes, and didn't die. yay! :) although the next morning I wish I did!
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Our fight stories, boxing, martial arts, rugby...
The time I drank a whole litre of vodka, in about 20 minutes, and didn't die. yay! :) although the next morning I wish I did!
Nah, might embarrass the young fellasQuote:
Originally Posted by skib
Hmmm. I could have last year, but since I sold my Falcon, I'm driving the least manly car in the world, a 1300cc Toyota.Quote:
Originally Posted by skib
Feel free to really upset me by talking V8s.
Ah, now you're talking. I never used to do weights, but when I was gardening and lawnmowing - about 20 years back - I once lifted a log that two others oculdn't move between them. Probably about 14kg of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by skib
Sure will!Quote:
Originally Posted by skib
Oh don't start that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Silas Thorne
I have so many bad stories from years past that we just should not go there!
:D
women can't pee in the woods? I do it all the time! Well, not standing up, of course.. anyway, when it comes to taking a crap in the woods we're all the same, boys, girls, blokes, men, women ...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
You might just be my new favourite person in the whole world:lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyWitch
And really, gents, you don't seem to have accomplished much for having five pages of responses here. Where's the nitty gritty man conversation? I don't see many conclusions being drawn or problems being solved the way we do over in the Coffee thread!! :cool:
Because we already know the two answer to every question.Quote:
Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*
A:Boobs
B:Use a bigger hammer
Well played;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kevinthediltz
*puts on a fake beard and flops into the biggest, manliest chair*
Hey guys. :cool: How 'bout them girls, eh? Heh. *Sip beer* :sick:- I mean, :cool: I've killed a few squirrels in my day, ya know? Yeap.
yeah? My fake beard is longer than yours!!! In fact, I have to tie it up in a man-bun, otherwise it would dangle down so low I couldn't reach my fake b*lls to scratch them!Quote:
Originally Posted by a_little_wisp
You have no idea what joys await you.Quote:
Originally Posted by higley
Its seems we have two manly, manly men joining us. Well boys, whats your favorite type of scotch? favorite tool company? And favorite pair of boobs?
Being men like you are I'm sure you will have no problem answering these questions...
I hate to say it Sleepywitch but you have just proved that women usually end up talking crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by SleepyWitch
Glenfiddich!Quote:
Originally Posted by kevinthediltz
Bosch!
All of them!
Am I a man or what?:brow:
Also, to the other manly-men around, my fake back hair is longer than all of your fake beards put together! :brow:
(<--- new manly avatar)
*Spits, in a manly way.* Well, Kev. I'm a Glenlivet gir- guy myself. Ermm.. I'm not too picky about my tools, ya know - because with tools, it kinda all depends on the man usin' 'em, you know? HEH HEH, if you get my drift - HEH.
Best, erm - *hastily flips through blog* - Bodacious Tatas:
http://www.mathies.com/blog/scarlett_johansson3.jpg
Well, at this stage, we're struggling to get rid of the women so we can have some nitty gritty manly conversation.Quote:
Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*
Conclusions? Problem solving?Quote:
Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*
We're men, dammit - we don't have a thread to solve problems or draw conclusions; that stuff's in philosophy, which has already been covered by Mr Python.
Get thee back to the coffee thread!
There must be an axiom in this thread somewhere - half the females on the board have posted in it already.
They love us so much, they just can't leave us alone!
:D
Classic, you're a much better man than I am.
But I'm STILL A MAN. (Which, Kevin, makes our internet relationship somewhat more complicated, I'm sorry.)
What females you talkin' 'bout, Atheist? Eh?