hahahaha Rootbeer and Captain Morgan. Oh my youth. And the vomiting. :rolleyes:
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hahahaha Rootbeer and Captain Morgan. Oh my youth. And the vomiting. :rolleyes:
time for jeggermeister
changed mind. water instead.
bump for nightie
I was looking for it and couldnt see it
it was hidinging,....
I amm all higgldy piggdly I liek sugar super hyopers till I get to the fuxzyy shatge now my nose hurts.
I am gouing to sleep now
Night night from night people
bye byes
eh mYBE NOT th ant mans I hgave to move and I still have some tea and water left...
humm,mmm
hello
1 bottle of wine, one bottle of corona, 1/2 bottle of whiskey.
Singing: The supreme fascist loves all the little epsilons, all the epsilons in the world!
i may have had a few glasses of wine but! life is almost peachy.
And wine really is a wonderful pain killer! :p
Why is it that after a meal like fajitas I can still smell it 2 hours later?
Would you like a sample of my new parfume? It's called Olѐ'.
Entertaining drunken story of the month (this is not as good as usual, because normally I get drunk far more frequently in a month's span, and thus have more stories to choose from). My friend's 20th birthday, I am dressed all Flashdance in leotards, and get smashed on a bottle of vodka. I flirt all night, pick up a pretty dyke, have to head home without her due to my ex's good sense. I bicker with him along the way, feeling triumphant as I am drunk enough to be confrontational and he is drunk enough to be honest. I get upset with my shoes, because they have no laces and won't stay on my feet, kick them into the river, and carry on the hour's walk home BAREFOOT.
I sleep on top of the furnace vent, swathed in a fleece blanket, and am unable to go to work the next day as I am unable to even MOVE. (Alcohol poisoning, much?)
But I didn't puke, even once :D
Giiiiiiiirrrrrllllll that's the problem. Make yourself throw up once or twice an d you're all good the next day.
One day I'll tell ya'll about the time at the baseball stadium stinking a finger down a friends throat to make her throw up so we could continue on to the party.
That one is already posted in the Best/Worst tread. (CLASSIC story/post)
Best/Worst has long been my favorite thread on this site.... until I found this one (minutes ago)!!
I have a feeling that now I know it exists this will be the thread that receives the VAST majority of my posts!! I spend a lot of time in the bottle these days.