It's sad. I can't remember what I have said or what anyone else has said either. I haven't a brain cell left. Won't be long now till they ship me out to an institution to live my life as a human vegetable.
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It's sad. I can't remember what I have said or what anyone else has said either. I haven't a brain cell left. Won't be long now till they ship me out to an institution to live my life as a human vegetable.
"I have a bad eating habit: in that I don't make it a habit."
Countess: please, self-deprication can be useful but this line of thought is not and I think you know that; I've felt that way, even been treated that way but it doesn't last. In military terms...Hu-Ah. quasimodo1
Here are a few I've come up with:
The need for critical thinking is becoming critical, I'm thinking.
We are all fish in the sea of life, caught on our own hooks.
Pie in the sky? Here's mud'n your eye!
Religion is futile.
Theology is very important - for keeping theologians employed.
Remember - when you bow to someone, you're also bending over!
In order to be able to think outside the box, it helps to know what's inside the box.
Creationists often assert that, because no one was present during the origin of the universe, no one can know anything about the origin of the universe. But this claim is analogous to saying that, because the police forensic detective was not present at the crime scene during the commision of the crime, he can know nothing about how the crime was committed. Obviously, this claim is fallacious.
If I must stand before God on the Day of Judgement, you will not be my judge, Just as I will not be yours. Only God - if he exists - can judge either of us.
confucius says man who sleeps with itchy butt...wakes with stinky finger....
ok i'll shut up
You misuse the verse. You must understand the whole context. Jesus is saying, while he was on earth, He was not judging but He was there to save. But those who reject Him and His words would receive their judgement in another day.
John 12:48
48He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day.
since you guys have shared us with your fabulous quotes , i'm going to share my favourite one , and it's Arabic famous proverb. The quote is about the marriage life and how it is difficult to adjust with it.Now i will just leave you with the proverb:
"He who married has sailed on a wild sea, and he who has borned a child has drowned":D
I was watching a tv show last night about a 600 lb. woman. She said, "I don't know why I'm so fat, but I think it may have something to do with food."
Your quote sounds like one from an English author (which one?) "He who gets married and hath children giveth but hosteges to fate". quasi
The best quote ever: " LOL " - How iconic is that?