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Pants be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not soe,
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poore pants, nor yet canst thou kill mee.
From rest and sleepe, which but thy pictures bee,
Much pleasure, then from thee, much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee doe goe,
Rest of their bones, and soules deliverie.
Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell,
And poppie, or charmes can make us sleepe as well,
And better then thy stroake; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally,
And pants shall be no more; pants, thou shalt die.
John Donne
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Pants is boring, pants is mean, pants go for the other team :D
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Pant's came, Pant's saw, and Pant's conquered..... :D
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There is method in his pants
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The wisest men follow their own pants.
Euripides
('pants' replaced for 'direction' :D)
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"All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel pants strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the pants" ~ Doris Lessing
"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his pants." ~ James Oppenheim
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"the names Pants, James Pants"
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"I'm Pants. Draco Pants."
:p
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Pants are the source of all evil.
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inside every living pants is a dead pants waiting to get out
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Funny (lol)
"Old King Pants was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he"
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Where have all the good pants gone?
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"When the going gets pants, the pants get going"
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'nobody, not even the rain, has such small pants'
