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Hi, I'm Troy McClure*, maybe you'll remember me from...*quotes movie/documentary* D
* or McLure? No idea...
The best one is when he marries Selma, after the first date he calls her and says:
Hi, I'm Troy McLure, maybe you'll remember me from....dates like the one of last night!
Lots of people say that the greatness of The Simpsons is in the backgroun characters... Not far from truth...
The background characters and Homer!
Last night's episode... Lisa campaigns for a town-wide blackout so the townspeople may be inspired by an upcoming meteor shower, but Mayor Quimby turns on the lights permanently when the town complains...
LISA: Dad, this lack of light is driving Mom and Maggie crazy.
HOMER: What makes you say that, talking gumball machine?
FRINK: Great glaven in a Glad bag! This meteorite contains carbon-based molecules. Perhaps I'll be able to prove the existence of life in outer space!
*tiny green alien climbs out of meteorite*
ALIEN: Shut up.
*picks up meteorite and hops away*
MARGE: This is even better than our screensaver. And I love our screensaver! Nice work, Lise.
LISA: Thanks.
HOMER: I wish God were alive to see this.
HOMER: I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over 50, and if its SPEED changed, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
Ok, I usually don't post here because I'm not a big Simpson's fan, but my husband is. Last night the episode was where Flanders dated a movie star. I loved the line where Homer said something about mixing Twinkies and Ding-Dongs, "in Europe they call it a dinkie" LOL!
LOL :D
Oh my, what's it like to not be a Simpsons fan, Shea? Would you mind donating a brain scan for science? Maybe they can develop a serum to cure obsessive Simpsons quoting. :D
Homer: who are you and why are you holding me here? i want answers now or i want them eventually!
(when he got sent to the "island" for knowing too much!)
OK, dunno if anyone has posted this, but this one by Homer is my favorite: "Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
Homer reading shopping list...
"'Olive oil'? 'Asparagus'?? If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could just shop at the gas station like normal people."
HOMER: Oh Lord, why are you punishing me?
MARGE: Homer, that's not the Lord. It's a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling.
HOMER: Lord, I know I shouldn't eat thee...but...
*munch munch*
lol! I just never got into it. I was never allowed to watch it when growing up, and when I was old enough, I just wasn't interested.Quote:
Originally posted by emily655321
LOL :D
Oh my, what's it like to not be a Simpsons fan, Shea? Would you mind donating a brain scan for science? Maybe they can develop a serum to cure obsessive Simpsons quoting. :D
oooh...tonights episode rocked...
Homer: well, what are we going to do with all this dirty dirty money?
Lisa: well there are lots of needy children...
Homer: ahhh. i see where you are going with this. i should buy a gun.
Kent Brockman: here comes the float for the Native American's, who taught us how to really celebrate thanksgiving.
Leeza Gibbons: oh, and an interesting bit of trivia, Kent, the paper mache for that float is made entirely out of broken treaties.
HAHAHAHA! :D :D
[Stone flies through Mr. Burns' office window]
Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Homers best (imo):
Homer no function beer well without.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Barts best (imo):
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.