Gnome one knows!
Why can't I type faster?
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Gnome one knows!
Why can't I type faster?
I am totally lost here - bye......
Because your fingers have low self-esteem
Why are CDs circular?
Because they are not floppy disks.
Why do I call myself Pensive?
Because your real name was already taken
Why does there have to be an exit just for fires?
because fire is harmful
why do we see?
Because we can't hear with out eyes.
Why do I talk so much?
Hello Pensive!
To show ppl you`re not mute.
Why is it called a hammester?
Because it was a massochist pig who discovered it (ham-hahaha?)
Why dont we never talk and only express ourselves in song?
Because the world is round.
Why does my dog lick himself?
Because he's tasty.
Why does Santa dress in red?
Because the sales person told him it was slimming.
Why are never any cookies?
Because they are busy planning a baking revolution
Why do people smoke?
...~shrug~ Beats me.
Why do zombies like brains?
They go well with zombie ketchup.
Why does the power go out?