I obviously haven't. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae28.gifQuote:
Miss darcy you shock us you have obviously not been exposed to enough Dr who!
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I obviously haven't. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae28.gifQuote:
Miss darcy you shock us you have obviously not been exposed to enough Dr who!
Dear truth seeker,Quote:
Originally Posted by simon
All the staff at this establishment are shocked!
We ALWAYS tell what we promised to on the launching of this paper (see post #1). As for the theft it is more a case of too many cooks as it were:D
ALL the staff at the crier
------ This letter has been aproved by THE BOSS
Well I see there are no letters for the editor Im wondering if anyone stole them off my desk or if people have just lost confidence in us?
Anyway the highlights of the week
Mono popped back for a a few posts ( in the member of the year nomination and random thought of theday) He seems to be doing fine and may return soon-ish :D
Rachel also posted in random thought of the day Which makes me if no one else happy to have heard from her , my thoughts are with you
NO one has nominated anyone for the additional awards!
There is actuallly going to be a forum reunion by the looks of it !! :banana:
Dear editor:
when can we expect a report on the missing thread: Leaving your mark?
Concerned citizen;
silence dogood
:D
Dear silance dogood
the editor is hunting up a piece for the weekend special that unfortunatly will not be out till Sunday due to prior commitments floods fires and exploding eggplants
Yours truly the editor
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Miss darcy you shock us you have obviously not been exposed to enough Dr who!
I have an interesting true story involving Dr. Who:Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Darcy
In the mid-1970s a young woman named Leslie Sternberg lived with me for several months in Hawaii. She told me she was from California and her father was an "avocado rancher" there.
Fast forward five or six years after we broke up and I lost track of Leslie. I'm sitting in a hotel room, watching the telly, when Dr. Who comes on. Never heard of the program before, but my jaw practically drops to the floor when I see the female lead, Elisabeth Sladen. She looks exactly like Leslie -- and I mean exactly: face/eyes/figure/large feet and certain other body parts with which I was quite familiar.
Later, almost by accident, I discovered that Leslie had lied to me about her background. She was the daughter of a world-famous artist and she grew up in New York City.
Leslie either used Elisabeth Sladen as her British stage name or she has a doppleganger in England. I never found out which was the case.
Well its official. My employer is a bone head. He wants me to work 24 hours a day seven days a week (no joke). He also doesn't want to pay me for the 24 hours a day, because its against company policy to have people work 24/day. Can anyone say catch 22. I might just have to tell him where he can stick this job.
Dear Editor,
Is it possible to get an update regarding the member of the year nominations and the categories? It would be very much appreciated.
Sincerely,
An Inquisitive Reader
can everybody say OOPs???
:D
Weekend special
yes we are aware its late
THis weekends highlights
-- Leaving your mark, has it finally been killed off?
--- A spy among us! Is she working for the forces of evil mindnumbing aliens or for the white hats?
Some of you will weep and some will cheer The unkillable unsinakable thread is STILL going. Its death was a hoax. A cruel one which ever side you were on. Envision the sight a crowd lead by Stanislaw and Fool on the hill were weeping inconsolably at the death of their most happy thread. while behind them a definet but tasteful celebration was going on. Just as everyone had gotten ther stride :bawling: sniff sniff cheer :lol: suddenly an eerie hush decended on both groups.
ANd from over the hill was sighted a man swinging a bag and whistling in a most disgracfully unfitting manner. Whe rather savgly questioned as to who he was and didnt he know the sad occasion, he replied," No, Im sorry whats going on?" When told about the death of the thread he stood a moment and then his lips began to twitch and twitch and hestarted laughing so hard that he ended up rolled up in a ball in the middle of the road.
Seeing the crowds distraction a certain unnamed pirate stole the seeming strangers bag only to start screaming with laughter too. At this point a dective came flying into the thread and took one look at th e stranger, the pirate and the bag and started smiling finally he was able to get the crowd to examine the bag at which time they noticed the baggage lables which stated that the bag was property of "The spirt of The leaving your Mark thread, General chat, General, Literature Network Forums"
Fianlly after many hours of explaining it came to light that MArk HiJack, as the thread likes to be called, had taken a short holiday to the land of Google.
He promises to warn The rest of the comunity before his next trip.
http://www.nma.gov.au/libraries/imag...ing%201954.jpg
The cheering at the revival of the thread.
http://www.mlemarchand.com/Bronze/im...%20Liberty.jpg
Desperation at the death of the thread.
Kaltrina exposed! Spy behaviour disclosed
Our reporter has struck again! revealing another truth about the local comunity. As you may ( and should) rember last week we uncovered an alien presence. This week we discovered spies!
It appears that Kaltrina is a spy with all the secret gadgets. This means she can make you disssssapear without you even knowing it!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the reporter has dissapered ahh run for the hills what dont you have the bags packed yet?!!Quote:
ahhhhhhhh shes even made the rest of this writing dissapear! how awful!
Hide yourselves get theouse shealding your thoughts hats so she doesnt read your mind! we would continue our investigation but...
Hysterical proof rederhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/2.gif
A note on the coverage of the nominations
I would just like to point out that no one has posted in the addional awards thread although some people have been nominated in the MotY thread :D
The editor
You must do as your employer says. If you don't, it will influence other workers to disobey the employer and then what do we have? Anarchy! The whole economic system will suffer. Your employer will have to send his son to Penn State instead of Harvard, own only one Mercedes rather than two, buy a smaller summer home on that lake in New England. Oh, the humanity!Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Mental
Seriously, though, can you spell U-N-I-O-N?
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Originally Posted by B-Mental
Can you give me a tip on how to stay awake and sober for 24 hours a day and seven days a week?