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06-10-2005, 08:40 AM
ihrocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koa

exactly, why do you think i wear skirts? and only in summer?

so is it true that a kilt has to be worn without underwear? :D
(direct question eh?)

I don't know about "has to be" but it's certainly preferred.

KILT!!!!
06-10-2005, 10:01 AM
Nightshade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koa

exactly, why do you think i wear skirts? and only in summer?

My point presisly so I advise Kilted you can do 1 of 4 things either
a)Find a better excuse! ;)
b) Not hacve your photo taken at all (maybe prerend youve lost your camera)
c) Put your kilt on for the photo!
d) If you dont have a kilt either buy one or make one :p :D
06-10-2005, 08:59 PM
amuse

my friend's son asked an older man in scotland at a train if he was wearing underwear under his kilt - at the exact moment that his mom realized she had to tell him not to ask!!!

the man smiled and replied:

"Yes."
06-11-2005, 01:12 AM
baddad

.......underwear..........boring..............
06-11-2005, 01:26 PM
Bongitybongbong

Quote:

Originally Posted by amuse

my friend's son asked an older man in scotland at a train if he was wearing underwear under his kilt - at the exact moment that his mom realized she had to tell him not to ask!!!

the man smiled and replied:

"Yes."

That's one of those great stories you don't hear often.
06-11-2005, 02:36 PM
baddad

www.trolls.com/guidetable/htm

IIIEeeeee.......this link is not working/incorect..........
06-11-2005, 06:32 PM
Nightshade

LOL nice link badad but mine works ;)
06-11-2005, 08:54 PM
Bongitybongbong

wow i'm thinking of obession now
06-12-2005, 01:47 AM
baddad

OH Yeah, Nightshade, way to go baby!!! An indespensable guide for those on the Troll World Tour.........in case word gets out and they mass in one place in an attempt to save their travelling friend from all human interaction!!!. Spotting and identifying their scouts will be helpful........
06-12-2005, 07:51 AM
Nightshade

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddad

OH Yeah, Nightshade, way to go baby!!! An indespensable guide for those on the Troll World Tour.........in case word gets out and they mass in one place in an attempt to save their travelling friend from all human interaction!!!. Spotting and identifying their scouts will be helpful........

My thoughts exactly baddad but problem is it only identifies Trolls of North America how is that going to help me??
:eek: *pondering on the thought of what would be left of me if Trolls decided to get me.....*

I might be taking self defence classes not that that would help with old world Trolls made of stone, big, angry and out to get lickle old me!
:nod:
maybe a disguise then.......
06-12-2005, 03:27 PM
kilted exile

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightshade

hum well if you think about it people who live in hot areas of the world wear skirt like things so
there a flaw in this logic!

No flaw whatsoever, a kilt is not made of light material.

Anyway, seeing as the majority of you are for some insane reason inerested in seeing me in a kilt, I shall do my best to provide a picture of myself in one.

On another note, no self respecting scotsman wears anything under his kilt. On the whole we are quite stingy with regards to money and if we can avoid not buying something we generrally will.
06-12-2005, 03:51 PM
ihrocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by kilted exile

No flaw whatsoever, a kilt is not made of light material.

Anyway, seeing as the majority of you are for some insane reason inerested in seeing me in a kilt, I shall do my best to provide a picture of myself in one.

On another note, no self respecting scotsman wears anything under his kilt. On the whole we are quite stingy with regards to money and if we can avoid not buying something we generrally will.

It's perfectly sane for the average female to want to see a man in a kilt. It's one of the sexiest sights there is! Thank you for cooperating!
06-12-2005, 04:11 PM
Helga

I would love to see you in a kilt, exile... it is a tradition for the men in my local coffee house to wear a kilt, and only a kilt on womens night, once a year... the women can get real mean !!!!!
06-12-2005, 06:55 PM
Koa

Quote:

Originally Posted by ihrocks

It's perfectly sane for the average female to want to see a man in a kilt. It's one of the sexiest sights there is!

Is it? :eek:
06-12-2005, 10:44 PM
ihrocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koa

Is it? :eek:

Oooooooh yeah! :brow:

Please reference Liam Neeson in "Rob Roy" if you need to remove any doubt at all. :)

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