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Why does the kettle whistle?
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How many posts do I have to read/reply?
Why does the kettle whistle?
to get the attention of an attractive cup.
Can you handle the truth?
As long as the truth can handle me.
Are we there yet?
Keep quiet in the back, will ya.
Why is it bad for you if its tasty
Because it is tasty for you if it is bad.
Can you read this?
Yes, I can read this and I can write this.
Why do you do this?
Because no one else will.
Why do chickens have feathers?
to keep the dust off their skin
Why do people have a tailbone?
so their head doesn't bounce off their knees when they walk.
Why do we eat food?
So food doesn't eat us.
Why bother asking a stupid question?
Hey, speak fer yerself!
Who is asking a stupid question?
them!
do i really have to answer?
You kinda just did.
why do people wrap presents?
Because they cannot present the wraps.
Where do all the lonely people come from?
They all come from different places, (which leads to my question...)
if all the lonely people came from the same place they wouldn't be lonely, would they?
They'd still be lonely, but they'd form a "lonely hearts club" and advertise.
What am I thinking posting on here?
That's what we are wondering too. ;)
Who is da man?
You da man!
Who is da bomb?
Highly Enriched Uranium Man!
where do babies come from?
Magic
What's the rabbit doing in the hat?
he didn't like being in a sock.
Why does gold have value?
(btw, do you, Comedian, and Nikolai have the same avatar??? I am really confused right now)
(Yep, we have the same avatar, but he's the thief; I'm the just the joker). ;)
To your question: Why does gold have value?
Because yellow is prettier than brown.
Red licorice is not licorice so why do we call it licorice?
If it looks like licorice...and feels like licorice...then they assume that it must need to be called licorice...
Why does a 3 y/o old ask why TO EVERYTHING?
Because asking why not makes no sense.
Why is oil slippery?
To go around without obstacles.
Who is the most beautiful girl/boy on the litnet?
There can be only One.
But wait, this isn't Highlander. There are too many beautiful people on litnet, each beautiful in their own unique way, to possibly choose.
Why are magic eight balls so very wise?
The answer is uncertain, ask again later.
Why can’t I just wear my old comfortable shoes for the rest of my life?
(lol!)
*Shakes magic eight ball*
It tells me to tell you, "Don't think so"
Why am I still in college when I hate it?
So that you will be competitive in the global market
Why do I hate college so much sometimes?
Because you feel like everything is just being shoved down your throat and in the end, you won't remember a thing, and it will have gotten you nowhere, and the last four years of life will have been wasted and useless.
.......Dang, that was more bitter than stupid. :/
Why do I always lose my keys?
ecause you don't hide them in your bra like you know you should
why did I answer the phone?
.... But I have a LOT of keys. o_O
You answered the phone because you love your mother, even though she'll talk your off ear off.
Why am I skipping class today?
(how did you know?)
because the instructor just goes on and on about nothing!
Would I look good in a cape?
(o__o Because Luke, I *am* your mother -
LOL, I don't know, it was just a guess.)
Depends on the color and shape of the cape, Mother. But there is a cape for everyone.
Should I buy those pink pumps that I may never wear?
Yes and a dress to match.
Should I drop 30 bucks on those jeans just because the size is small and they fit so well even though they are probably just cut big so the size is just a lie
Thirty? yes. not bad. My sister spends upwards of 80 bucks on jeans.
Why am I sitting here on Litnet with a shotgun in my lap?
Because you're going to shoot a squirrel soon.
Should I maybe get a coffee or an icecream cone before work?
Coffee and Ice cream go well together.
Should I invent a time portal?
Absolutely! Make it a double shot mocha something . . . or just black works too. With a nice vanilla topped with sprinkles to go with it.
Should I take a nap like I originally planned, or give stupid answers to halfway legit questions?
Late: yes. Let me know when its done, because I want to use it.
Mmmm, you two are exactly right.
You should do what your heart tells you, skib. This is a life or death matter.
Should I stop collecting comic books?