Uses a Spade to....(I could never hit a lady...)
...to bury Meg up to her neck and force her to eat tapioca with fish eyes...
Bien's Hill
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Uses a Spade to....(I could never hit a lady...)
...to bury Meg up to her neck and force her to eat tapioca with fish eyes...
Bien's Hill
:rofl: Uses tapioca pearls to trip Bien back of the hill, and digs out with tongue cautioning Bien against burying me in dirt again. It doesn't taste well.
My hill
Builds a cell out of Diamonds (the hardest substance known to man...or at least to Bien), Meg cannot cut through the bars, but it matter's not because she is mesmerized by the fact that she is encased in a diamond cage that she doesn't even try.
Bien's Hill
Decides that those diamonds will make a lovely set of jewelry so sets about faceting the diamond cage into brilliant jewels. Meg then also makes a lovely diamond leash for Bien and ties him to the tree far from the hill.
Mine again
With all the Heart of a Victor, Bien uproots the tree, using some "Lost things", the leash, the tree, and the help of Tinkerbell devises a weapon that is so terrifying that Meg just gave up...destined to work in the lower levels of the hill's bunker scouring pans.
Bien's Hill
Deciding she isn't too easily intimidated, Meg flicks a lose bolt off Bien's weapon and laughs as he leaves the hill chasing pieces as it all comes apart.
Mine
After the failing Club, Spade, Diamond, & Heart....Bien just sends the Joker to do the dirty work...
Bien's Hill
Uses onions to drive off the Joker. He doesn't like crying afterall.
Meg's hill
Teams up with Perry the Platypus to infiltrate the hill and defeat Meg...
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Bien and Perry's Hill
While The Dragon enjoys roast Platypus with ketchup under glass, The Dragon locks up Bein in unbreakable chains. Now eatting calmly his ketchup cover meal, the Dragon relaxes by his own fire.
The Dragon rules the hill!
Remembering dragon's penchant for all things shiny, Meg bribes the dragon away with a castle built of diamonds (the same ones Bien was so intent on using to cage her :))
Meg settles in on her hill again.
Nik spreads the rumor of a monster on lose in the town nearby. Meg's inquisitive mind (or well, at least her avy's inquisitive mind) makes her abandon the hill and head for the town to solve the mystery ('Jinkies!').
So, very cleverly, I gain the hill back.
MY HILL!
Finding the monster in the town, and very surprised to find it real, Meg enlists it's help and he goes to drag Nik from the hill.
Meg settles back in as the monster guards against impending attack.
My hill
Nik finds an even bigger monster. Meg's puny monster gets intimidated and runs away leaving Meg vulnerable to my callous and colossal monster. Meg also runs away. :p
My Hill!
The Dragon goes into Bloodwrath and drives monsters people and all away from the hill, cacheting his tower of diamonds behind the hill. Let those who think it's not the Dragon's hill think again!
Since no one seems willing to take the dragon, Meg lures him away with her wiles and a few of the diamonds she stole from his cache.
While he vainly searches for them, Meg claims the hill and the remaining diamonds as her own. Silly dragon :)
Invites Meg over for tea...what she didn't know is that the tea was spiked. After she passed out, Bien ties her to the dragon.
Bien's hill
Scoffing at being tied to the dragon, Meg convinces him to scare Bien from the hill. That or eat him, so Bien decides to leave them to it.
The dragon and Meg claim the hill as she plots how to do away with the dragon again.
Bien uses Jedi mind tricks to have the dragon carry Meg far far away.
Bien's Hill
Meg reconsiders asking the dragon to eat Bien...
After a few minutes of consideration she struggles free and falls to the ground. Irritated by the time she gets back to her hill, she removes Bien at knife point and traps him in a canyon with one way out which she blocks with a rock slide.
Ha, my hill.
Constructs a crane and backhoe from a pocket knife, a broken shoelace, a stick of gum, and a toothpick. Removes rocks and reconstructs the canyon into a fortress. Continues to attack the hill (being sure not to actually injure Meg), but traps her in her new prison.
Bien's Hill
Steamed at falling for the Jedi Mind Trick, the Dragon breaks out his near-nova flame to incinerate the hill and Bein with it!
The Dragon holds the spot with watchful eyes and his hot breath ready to fend off all
The Dragon's hill
I go in front of the dragon and do the you-are-dumb dance. The dragon gets infuriated and breathes out torrent of fire. I extinguish the fire with my....er.... see for yourself. http://www.emoticony.com/emoticons/d...ony.com%5D.gif
Ashamed of its impotency, dragon runs into hiding.
My Hill.
Puts Nikhar back into his crib and rocks him to sleep.
Bien's Hill once again...
Heathcliff smashes Bien over the head with an inflatable pool toy and he rushes t hospital with gonarrhea for some unexplainable reason.
My hill!
The Dragon return from his frustration and anger (you didn't really think baby drool could put out Dragon flame, did you?) and turns Heathcliff medium rare. He tosses out the body dead or alive and reclaims the hill
Beware! The Dragon's hill!
Seeing as Heathcliff is very rare, she learns how to fly a broomstick. She flies up above the top of the hill and pulls a giant one-million tonne nuke out of her back pocket and accidently drops it directly above Pendragon.
Fortunately enough, the hill survived, completely unscathed. So I claim it.:D
My hill!!
Seeing that Heathcliff did not learn from being cooked medium rare, the Dragon charcoals Heathcliff and uses the charcoal to write "Here there be Dragons" on the hill in boxcar letters.
The Dragon's Hill!
Heath takes a big deep breath and blows all of the charcol into the dragon's eyes. Dragon falls off the hill and Heath climbs on.
My hill!!
Heathcliff evidently being a ghost now after two dragon-flame roastings, The Dragon calls upon The Norns to entrap the spirit like a Jinn in a bottle. Carefully hiding the bottle, The Dragon regains his hill.
The Dragon's hill! Avaunt, fiends!
Dragon's Hill
Dragon breathes his violent fire and I BURP. Under the force of the mighty gush of wind, the inferno retreats on its path back into the dragon's mouth. Unable to handle the heat, the dragon flies in search of water.
MY HILL!!!!
Hill Will you Heal The World or break it under your Heels? Astromaxis talks to Hill and suddenly gives bewildered Nikhar BEAR HUG making her faint.
MY HILL ALL MINE NOW WOOOHOOO!!!!!!
Knowing much of what there is to know of dragons, having been to Blaenau Ffestiniog, I resuscitate Nikhar, who then awards me the hill!
MINE, I TELL YOU, MINE!! MAE BRYN GEN I!!
The Dragon blows Daffy David off the hill with fiery breath, since he claims to know a lot about dragons, having watched several movies. Note Dave, real life doesn't go the way movies do.
The Dragon's Hill
Ah, but I wrote the script of this particular movie, which was a D Movie (D for Dragon) so the Dragon retreated in embarrassment, and I got the Hill back
HA HA!! MY HILL! (pause for maniacal cackling.)
While lauughing Astromaxis BOOS Dafyd and he gets scared and falls of the hill (Oops)
Oh Well
MY HILL MINE ALL MINE - EMPEROR OF HILL!!!!! MUHAHAHAA!!!!
Whilst falling from the Hill, a kind Dragon called Idris flies underneath his Fellow Welsh Ficitious Character, catches him (in Welsh) and carries him to safety at the top of the Hill
MY HILL!!
Astromaxis gives Sleeeping pear to Dayd and he falls asleep
Dances "Waka Waka" and says MY MY HILL!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dafydd is awakened by friendly Dragon who makes shocking pun about a pear of pyjamas, thus frightening most civilised people from the mountain, at which juncture, our Heroic Cymro leaps to the summit, shouting.
HI MILL, for he is a tad confused. However, the Dragon puts him right, so he repeats the correct injuntion, viz:
MY HILL.
Astromaxis is not revolted by pear joke and dances on hill to "Waka Waka"
My Hill :D