will come no sooner than those of the Jedis.
If I am a sith apprentice then I am...
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will come no sooner than those of the Jedis.
If I am a sith apprentice then I am...
still learning the many wonders of the force.
The path to true power is...
learning both sides of the force! Hail Master AimusSage! :D
I a follower of neither code, I am then called a...
true wielder of the force, one that can bring balance where first there was none.
This path is not for...
...the dark to tread. The Dark side is fickle, and does not avail the evil.
The Jedi's triumph over the Sith...
will be achieved in a few more posts! :thumbs_up
Why do I have to....
Suffer the blind teachings of the jedi, when their allegiance to the light side will falter, corrupting the Jedi, forming a new order of Force wielders.
The force is strong...
...with this one. ~KABOOM~ What??
Yee-hoo!!
~Ker-SHUNK!!~
~Darth Vader having an asthma attack~
You're all clear, kid, let's blow this thing and go home!
~SHoo Shoo...~
KABOOM
The corruption of the Jedi will never come, whereas the corruption of the Sith has already arrived. Such is the nature of...
the light side, failing to see the corruption that is already running deep.
Love is...
...forbidden to the Jedi. It is for this reason that Hayden Christiansen is a doofus.
Passion misguides...
only those that deny it.
When two worlds collide...
Both Jedis and Siths will be destroyed! Wohoooo! That's leaves me and Master Aimus!
We are born to....
born, born, to be alive!
Like a clock who's hands are spinning past...
...the hour of midnight, the earth keeps rotating.
I'm trying to be.....
... generous but I can't do anything because my hand is tied to my back.
If you will think about being ...
does that mean you exist? :p
When the pigs took over the mess hall...
They decided that they would turn it into a franchise food service, sending pigs across the country, taking over other mess halls, and spreading the Pig Mess.
The sides of...
any argument tend to slop over and make a mess!
I want a martini--shaken,...
not stirred, with three olives, then Bartender, I'd like a Manhattan, please. Now I'll do some Irish jigs and ya'll can laugh at me, till I come at you swingin'.
"You wanna beer?"
"It's 7 o'clock in the morning." ....
"You get me a slug for my belly or you'll catch one in yours, five in the morning be hanged!"
"You fools thing I can't tell the difference between whiskey and...
...lemonade or some other yellowish liquid.
Macho, macho....
fast food menus and meals.
I am seeing
... the future.
Will you be so kind ...
as to encourage someone to write out a concise yet explicit and knowlegeable theory of evolution for me in the Evolution vs Creation thread?
Busyness never seems to find time to rest, instead....
it creates busybodies...
When trying to forumulate a winning argument, it always helps if...
everyone agrees upon certain facts actually being factual.
Most people would agree that the old days weren't always...
... perfect.
When you will ask me for advice ...
I most certainly will try my best to help but will probably decide to refer you to a mouse rather than help you myself.
If the mouse
would just listen to reason he wouldn't have to suffer all these experiments.
Look at the animals they...
are resting peacefully.
How could I......
...possibly swallow a whole elk?
Act I, scene 1, Enter ...
the terrifying guinea pigs army of doom
I will not cease...
until you take care of it.
Act I, Scene 2: The army put their.....
anti mice cannon into action, shooting miniaturized cats towards the opossing army.
Act I, scene 3: The mice are...
... devouring all before them and producing a vast cloud of toxic flatulence.
Frogs and snails and ...
lizards and whatnot make up this mysterious thing we call a world...
A man who will not stand up for his own beliefs...
is not one of the two PAM's. :nod:
Do you think that there will come a day when all of us will...
...decide to pour salt in pepper in our tea?
Yes, I've decided to go to the.....
new mall, and break out the guy they put into the concrete.
bloody mobsters, the structure...
of orginized crime gets into everything! This morning my butler hit me up for protection money!
I don't gey any respect, I tell you. A cop pulls me over and says...