If you were a...

I would be solitaire

If you were a pillow, who's head would rest on you?

David's


If you were a shoe what type would you be?

an old, faded, paint-stained, grass-stained sneaker.

If you were an elementary school teacher, what grade would you teach?

Fifth


Same.

Well we don't call it elemtary here in Aus. So can't reply. But I work with the very little children, so I will say second.

If you were a pianist, who would play you?

Twisted Sister.


same.

Actually don't mind Twisted Sister either. But will go with Maddona.

If you were a guitar, what music would you play? (Can't wait for this answer...Hahaha)

Stone Cold Crazy by Queen.


If you were a band, what genre would you be?

Classical Rock!

Same again?

Indie metal.


If you were a movie, which would you be?

The Sixth Sense

Same again?

8 1/2

the same.

Nacho Libre!


If you were a midget(or for midgets, taller) how would you change your life to adjust?

Well the fact that I am only 5ft2 might make me a closer midget than most. I wouldn't adjust, happy being me. Good things come in small packages. Hehehe

If you were a telephone, who would you call?

Long distance. I would make my own prank calls! :lol:


Same.