Pam

The PAM eats green eggs and ham!
(it's 2 am and that is the best I can do right now!)

PAM said that she wouldn't tell anyone... LIAR!

The PAM is # 26! I mean, that's just one after 25!

The PAM puts sardines on their Ice Cream.

The PAM is a captain without a proper ship! :p

The PAM is a deck scrubber!!

And just look at how clean those decks are!

The PAM's decks are in poor shape.

I have had no complaints about my decks buddy!!!!! :D

The PAM has deck scrubber elbow.

That's because there is nobody to complain about it. :p

The PAM's crew is non-existant :D

oh, I have plenty deck admirerers!! :D

The PAM has no booty! (How can a pirate have no booty)

I object, I have some very pretty booty! :nod:

The PAM's booty consists of overpriced Tell Sell products :D

The PAM maligns other people's booty's. You, you...booty maligner!!

The PAMs booty consists of products that are advertised on late night TV.

The PAM is one of the products in the PAPAM's booty

The PAM has a booty entirely made up of a certain innocuous root vegetable whose name I refuse to mention! (ok, fine, Aimus has a turnip booty!)