Would You??

No.


would you drink a laxative?

No.

Then what would you do, pee in your pants? :p

No, I would hold it.


Would you pee in a swimming pool?

No, and frankly, I always have that creepy yellow feeling that ninety others have done just that right before I took my dive. :(

Would you sit under a shaded tree singing 'Yankee Doodle Dandy' right on main street where all the poshest people walk by because your brother offered you a double disc set of your absolutely favorite group and you cannot afford it yourself?

Sure!! I've always been a fan of Cohen...and Cagney (he was in the movie version wasn't he?)...

Would you join in?

I would, and I would put a hat on the ground and we could split the takings.

Would you sign up for a foreign language even though the professor was known to pick his nose, AND shake the hand of each student just before class? :) (honestly, truth is stranger than fiction.)

That's what hand sanitizer is for.


Would you beg for money if your family was hungry and you couldn't get a job?

No...I wasn't never good a begging...

Would you stand up for the underdog...unless he was the shoe shine boy?

I'll stand for the underdog, no matter.


Would you ever steal?

Not if I knew what I was doing (I'm sure I've stolen a pen)

Would you ever give in to a (taboo) fantasy?

Sure as long as it's consentual.


Would you skip a crawfish boil in favor of a steakhouse?

No...not if it was in Louisiana

Would you eat miniature lobsters?

Can't. I'm allergic to shell fish.

Would you eat raw octopus?

Oh and by the way, if I wanted to bust your balls, I woulda told you to bring your shoe shine kit

I've tried octopus...I don't know if it was raw or not...
(Do you know who shoe shine boy is...I'd take that as a compliment)

Would you let me shine your shoes?

No, that's my job.


Would you treat your best friend differently if you knew that they would inevitable die the next week? (No one else knows it; its like you were psychic.)