Solipsist: Your absurd belief that you and only you exist when plainly I'm the one writing this!
Absolute Beginner: Failing to even have enough experience to fail at a job
Heretic:
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Solipsist: Your absurd belief that you and only you exist when plainly I'm the one writing this!
Absolute Beginner: Failing to even have enough experience to fail at a job
Heretic:
Heretic: A member of the opposition party.
Opposition Party:
Someone wise enough to eschew dogma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Avant-Garde
Opposition party: A political group that believes every day should be opposite day.
Avant-garde: Depending on who's asked, groundbreaking originality or pretentious twaddle.
Pretentious
Heretic: Someone wise enough to eschew dogma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Avant-Garde
Pretentious: A transgressive and edgy way to tell the nurse that one needs one’s diapers changed.
Diaper:
Diaper: Practical and stylish innerwear for the incontinent.
Child prodigy
Heretic: Someone wise enough to eschew dogma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Child Prodigy: the epitome of cursed and blessed.
Avant-Garde
Avant-Garde: Experimental, such as performance art that pushes the borders of taste, morals, and good common sense
Politically Correct:
Politically correct: A variety of narcissism based on the illusion that anyone cares if you're offended.
Triskaidekaphobia
Triskaidekaphobia: An irrational fear inclining those who feel they are not in complete control to freak out when they see the number 13 which sort of makes sense since that also is the number on the Death trump card and change is not always pleasant.
Number of the Beast:
Number of the Beast: 666--but for you, 599.99!
Mammon
Mammon: An expression used by women to compliment another woman's breasts, as: "She's got her mamm on."
Wang dang doodle
Wang Dang Doodle: Yankee Doodle's adopted Asian son.
Felicity
Politically Correct: A nebulous phrase used by those with racist, sexist, and/or homophobic views seeking to preclude and negate legitimate criticism of those views.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Esoteric:
Felicity: A word for people not content with “happiness”.
Esoteric: A kind of message right in front of one’s face that is now hidden because one insists on ignoring it.
Silent Treatment:
Silent Treatment: Failing to rise to the bait when one is constantly harassed by someone with a grudge they cannot get over already!
Paragon:
Silent treatment: the inevitable result of speaking to a man with his fingers in his fingers in his ears.
Paragon: like a polygon, but more exemplary
Periscope
Periscope: A way to put eyes on top of your head.
Nebulous:
Nebulous: Indistinct and Confused, usually about something one believes they are an expert on
Flimflam:
Flimflam: A scheme that smells funny.
Law
Law: A written bill carefully worded so that it sometimes takes the entire nine Justices of the Supreme Court to argue over what it really means
Justice:
Justice: a virtue proposed by Greek philosophy, ranking just above sodomy.
Bovine
Bovine: A biological group of creatures with cloven hoofs and often sporting a devilishly attractive set of horns like cows, goats and satyrs.
Satyr:
Satyr: an elf with priapism.
Naiad:
Naiad: A sexy, fresh water nymph, the kind you can only get your hands on in your dreams.
Counterfactual:
Counterfactual: pertaining to the counterfacts of life (storks, cabbage patches, "When you're older, dear!" etc).
Peccadillo
Peccadillo: A tiny “pecado” or sin which your spouse likely views differently causing her to collect a few peccadillos of her own.
Billiard Ball:
A sphere whose course determines fortunes better than the heavenly variety.
Hydrogen bomb:
Hydrogen bomb: The fictitious WMD that will never be used. There are a lot of crazy leaders out there who would push the button just to watch the world burn.
Ragnarok:
Ragnarok: The apocalypse in Norse mythology where even some of the gods die. However there are enough surviving gods and a human couple to start the whole mess all over again.
Eschatology
Eschatology: God's exit strategy.
Teleology
Eschatology: A delusional dream shared by the religious and irreligious who actually think we'll ever solve the problem of being human.
Tautology
Teleology: Belief that there are designs and purposes in Nature, often decried by the same people who say "Notice the hind leg of a grasshopper. It is uniquely designed to propel the insect a set distance at a millisecond's notice."
Tautology: Constantly repeating something as if saying it often and loudly will make it be either true or false, depending on your point of view
Evolution:
Evolution: The process of changing over time, usually into something higher or more complex, with some exceptions like argumentative Forum threads which only become more moronic the longer they get.
Delegate:
Delegate: To pass the buck to someone else. This is usually spun as giving power such as "Private! I am delegating you to be in charge of cleaning the barracks!"
Moronic:
Moronic: A word that tries to capture the tantalizing way that morons behave. This behavior ranges wildly from the mildly amusing behavior of relatives at family reunions all the way up to extreme oxymoronic inanities.
Tantalize:
Tantalize: To tempt. Resisting temptation has never been man's strong point all the way back to Eden...
Hypnotize:
Hypnotize: To convince someone to do what they've always wanted to do but were too afraid--or deluded themselves they didn't want--to do so.
Phantasmagorical:
Phantasmagorical: Fantastical on steroids.
Bodybuilding: